Do you FEEL safer? - Page 4

elSicomoro · 10-29-2004, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marichiko

Unfortunately, we have an ecosystem that's so out of whack in Western Colorado that the deer population has soared out of control without natural predators to keep it in check.

Plus, venison is so damned tasty...how could you not eat it?

wolf · 10-29-2004, 07:53 PM

I am deer's natural predator. Does that count?

10-29-2004, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

I am deer's natural predator. Does that count?

Most certainly! I shall amend my sentence above to: "A death by starvation is far more cruel and drawn out than death by a hunter's gun or a predator's claw or a wolf's fang." I would love to see wolves re-introduced to Colorado. One of the most amazing experiences I ever had was the sighting of two wolves in one of Colorado's wilderness areas. I was with a man who worked for the forest service and had a degree in zoology and he confirmed my ID of "wolf" for the two canids we saw through binoculars about a quarter mile distant from where we were standing.

wolf · 10-29-2004, 09:12 PM

Technically, I don't have fangs. I have a .308

xoxoxoBruce · 10-29-2004, 09:15 PM

Quote:

a deer suddenly jumped in front of my car. I swerved to avoid it, hit a ditch running alongside the road and was in intensive care for 4 weeks afterwards.

That is why people buy Expeditions and Hummers. You also have to learn not to swerve.

Cyber Wolf · 10-29-2004, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

I have a .308

100% un-natural :p

Happy Monkey · 10-29-2004, 10:58 PM

Says the CYBER wolf. You've probably got a fricken laser beam on your head or something.

10-30-2004, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

That is why people buy Expeditions and Hummers. You also have to learn not to swerve.

Yeah, someone mentioned the not swerving thing to me when I was laying there in the hospital on a ventilator. It's hard to overcome the automatic response to steer out of the way of a sudden impediment in the road. I know of someone who DIDN'T swerve and the deer came right through her windshield - kicking hooves, antlers and all. Needless to say, she, too, was seriously injured. If anyone would like to make a donation to my "Buy Marichiko a Hummer" fund, please PM me and I'll let you know where to send the cash.

Cyber Wolf · 10-30-2004, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

Says the CYBER wolf. You've probably got a fricken laser beam on your head or something.

Now what'd you have to go and tell everyone for? Geez!

elSicomoro · 10-30-2004, 10:16 PM

Well, it's either that, or you're not real...

10-29-2004, 07:53 PM	#47
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I am deer's natural predator. Does that count? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-29-2004, 09:12 PM	#49
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Technically, I don't have fangs. I have a .308 __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-29-2004, 10:58 PM	#52
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Says the CYBER wolf. You've probably got a fricken laser beam on your head or something. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

10-30-2004, 10:16 PM	#55
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Well, it's either that, or you're not real...

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)