Kevin Federline ...

smoothmoniker · 01-29-2006, 01:49 AM

... is, apparently, an incredibly articulate poet, philospher, and art lover. Who knew!!?

k-fed's personal blog

Elspode · 01-29-2006, 01:52 AM

There must be some mistake...you put this thread in the Entertainment topic.

smoothmoniker · 01-29-2006, 02:33 AM

dude, read the blog. trust me, it is entertainment.

Trilby · 01-29-2006, 09:20 AM

Man, oh, man and boooooooiiiii howdee! That is f*cking BRILLIANT!!

I'll betcha him and La Spears sit around, drinking--oh, let's say Pabst Blue Ribbon-- and shoot the breeze like this allll the time! Wow! Is their baby lucky, or what?

Word!

richlevy · 01-29-2006, 09:36 AM

Ok, I'll admit to having a chuckle when I looked at the blog, but anyone who links to Lawrence Lessig gets points in my book.

Which reminds me, it's time to dust off my ICANN membership and see what they've been up to.

seakdivers · 01-29-2006, 10:22 AM

Wow. It looks like someone broke out their dictionary/ thesaurus.

On a side note, this reminds me - a few years back, there was some songwriting contest that was being held through the schools here (I'm assuming it was national). Anyway, long story short, my daughter who was in 5th grade at the time was one of the top winners, and got to have a phone conversation with Britney Spears.
The reason my details are so vague is because I didn't even know about the contest, I didn't know about her winning, and I certainly didn't know abou the Britney conversation. I heard about it from her teacher. Britney called my daughter at school.
I asked my daughter "You talked to Britney Spears!?"
daughter: yeah
me: what did you talk about?
daughter: not much.
me: did she ask you anything?
daughter: she wanted to know what it was like to live in Alaska.
me: what did you say?
daughter: it sucks.
me: oh - so what else?
daughter: she wanted to know if I had any brothers or sisters. I told her I had a brother and a sister.
me: what did she say?
daughter: she wanted to know if I got along with them. I told her my sister sucks.
me: oh. So why didn't you tell me about this whole thing?
daughter: Mom... it's Britney Spears. She sucks! It's not like it was someone good.

My daughter is now in 10th grade, and she still gets a laugh out of this.

richlevy · 01-29-2006, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by seakdivers

On a side note, this reminds me - a few years back, there was some songwriting contest that was being held through the schools here (I'm assuming it was national). Anyway, long story short, my daughter who was in 5th grade at the time was one of the top winners, and got to have a phone conversation with Britney Spears.

daughter: Mom... it's Britney Spears. She sucks! It's not like it was someone good.

...and a little child shall lead them. She sounds like a cool kid. Ask her it she'll let you post the song.

BTW, all kidding aside, Britney Spears does have talent, is giving people what they want, and seems to have kept from being taken advantage of by everyone who seems to take advantage of child performers, so I will give her some credit as a role model.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-29-2006, 11:17 AM

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daughter: she wanted to know what it was like to live in Alaska.
me: what did you say?
daughter: it sucks.

Isn't this the standard answer for kids no matter where they live?

Griff · 01-29-2006, 11:24 AM

Well now I know who KF is... that is unfortunate.

Clodfobble · 01-29-2006, 12:22 PM

Awesome! You know what I can do with this link? I'm going to send it to my brother, who talks just like this all damn day, except he's also the kind of indie-music snob who very well might slash his own wrists if he found out he was sagely nodding his head and approving of Kevin Federline's blog.

lookout123 · 01-30-2006, 01:06 AM

k-fed wouldn't know descartes from des moines.

the bottom of the page reads:

Quote:

This site is a parody. It is not written by Kevin Federline, and is in no way associated with him.

Tonchi · 01-30-2006, 01:21 AM

Yo! Kevin Federline, FRESNO'S OWN! Wooo hooo

Told you so

Clodfobble · 01-30-2006, 01:02 PM

Quote:

This site is a parody. It is not written by Kevin Federline, and is in no way associated with him.

See, but what I want to know is, was this written by someone like my brother, who thinks this drivel is really intelligent and that's why it's funny that Federline might be writing it? Because that would depress the shit out of me.

Tonchi · 01-30-2006, 01:43 PM

Yeah, but that's the beauty of it, we get to poke fun at the writer no matter WHICH is the case

Trilby · 01-30-2006, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

See, but what I want to know is, was this written by someone like my brother, who thinks this drivel is really intelligent and that's why it's funny that Federline might be writing it? Because that would depress the shit out of me.

People really talk this way? Ooooo. Not if I had my slingshot handy, they wouldn't.

01-29-2006, 01:49 AM	#1
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01-29-2006, 09:20 AM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Man, oh, man and boooooooiiiii howdee! That is f*cking BRILLIANT!! I'll betcha him and La Spears sit around, drinking--oh, let's say Pabst Blue Ribbon-- and shoot the breeze like this allll the time! Wow! Is their baby lucky, or what? Word! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-29-2006, 09:36 AM	#5
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Ok, I'll admit to having a chuckle when I looked at the blog, but anyone who links to Lawrence Lessig gets points in my book. Which reminds me, it's time to dust off my ICANN membership and see what they've been up to. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

01-29-2006, 10:22 AM	#6
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Wow. It looks like someone broke out their dictionary/ thesaurus. On a side note, this reminds me - a few years back, there was some songwriting contest that was being held through the schools here (I'm assuming it was national). Anyway, long story short, my daughter who was in 5th grade at the time was one of the top winners, and got to have a phone conversation with Britney Spears. The reason my details are so vague is because I didn't even know about the contest, I didn't know about her winning, and I certainly didn't know abou the Britney conversation. I heard about it from her teacher. Britney called my daughter at school. I asked my daughter "You talked to Britney Spears!?" daughter: yeah me: what did you talk about? daughter: not much. me: did she ask you anything? daughter: she wanted to know what it was like to live in Alaska. me: what did you say? daughter: it sucks. me: oh - so what else? daughter: she wanted to know if I had any brothers or sisters. I told her I had a brother and a sister. me: what did she say? daughter: she wanted to know if I got along with them. I told her my sister sucks. me: oh. So why didn't you tell me about this whole thing? daughter: Mom... it's Britney Spears. She sucks! It's not like it was someone good. My daughter is now in 10th grade, and she still gets a laugh out of this.

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Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Awesome! You know what I can do with this link? I'm going to send it to my brother, who talks just like this all damn day, except he's also the kind of indie-music snob who very well might slash his own wrists if he found out he was sagely nodding his head and approving of Kevin Federline's blog.

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Tonchi Victim of gravity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding in plain sight Posts: 1,412	Yeah, but that's the beauty of it, we get to poke fun at the writer no matter WHICH is the case __________________ Everything you've ever heard about Fresno is true.

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