My wife just became an urban legend

lookout123 · 08-25-2005, 12:33 PM

Mrs Lookout just called me to tell me what our lovely son just did. She stopped at the bank on her way to his babysitter's house. They go to this same bank nearly everyday to drop off my wife's business deposits. Everybody there knows her and my son, in fact, most of them are her clients.

While she was at the counter for her transaction my son, who is 4 was doing what all bored 4 years will do - being antsy, sitting down, crawling on the floor. He was being relatively harmless and my wife was preoccupied so she didn't notice him lift up the edge of her skirt and look underneath. here would be a good time to point out that my wife generally goes commando - a fact that apparently didn't escape Little Lookout's notice today.

LL: (loudly) are you wearing undies?

Mrs: *swatting him away* Yes, stop it!

LL: (louder) Mom you aren't wearing UNDIES!

Mrs: *swatting him again* OK, be quiet.

LL: (Very loudly) Mom, why aren't you wearing any undies? I can see where you pee!!! does dad know you aren't wearing undies?

The Clerk: did you forget something today Mrs Lookout?

The rest of the Tellers and Clients in Bank:

Mrs:

Let's go Little Lookout.

BigV · 08-25-2005, 12:50 PM

1st: Great story (max doubleplus understatement)

2nd: Now I am going to have to find or start the cellar Hall of Fame posts and induct this post, immediately.

O M G.

plthijinx · 08-25-2005, 12:53 PM

i just shot part of my BBQ sandwich out my nose!!

lookout123 · 08-25-2005, 01:03 PM

fortunately she has a good sense of humor so she laughed when i reminded her of an old email by saying "at least he didn't say he was going to tell grandma that he caught you kissing daddy's peepee."

i can't believe my wife just became the subject of one of those funny stories.

wolf · 08-25-2005, 01:08 PM

I'm sure she won't believe that you just told all of your closest friends on the entire internet.

(I was sure you were going to tell us something about a hot day, the car, and some Pop 'n Fresh dough ...)

lookout123 · 08-25-2005, 01:11 PM

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I'm sure she won't believe that you just told all of your closest friends

what she doesn't know can't hurt me. she is not a cellarite for a reason. unless we have a national cellarite GTG and someone walks up and says "i really loved that story about you going commando..." i should be just fine.

LabRat · 08-25-2005, 01:46 PM

You need to send this in to those kids magazines, readers digest what ever and see what kind of free stuff/$$ you can get for it, even tho it's priceless. What a RIOT!

mrnoodle · 08-25-2005, 01:46 PM

That's hilarious. I woulda died laughing if I had heard that exchange. Absolutely priceless. We can't email it around, because no one would believe we actually know someone that actually happened to.

Queen of the Ryche · 08-25-2005, 02:45 PM

I think I just peed myself a little.

BigV · 08-25-2005, 02:47 PM

Notice she didn't say "peed her pants a little"...hmmm.

lookout123 · 08-25-2005, 03:15 PM

so you are suggesting that queen is not only going commando, but also pantless... nice. very nice.

Queen of the Ryche · 08-25-2005, 03:17 PM

Oh yeah. Perfectly acceptable Thursday office attire.
But don't try it on a Wednesday - oh no. Only flippers and snorkels on Wednesdays. But pants are required.

lookout123 · 08-25-2005, 03:21 PM

you said you were exceptionally close with your boss - that has to have some perks. flexible hours, fair pay, relocation package, naked thursdays...

(wasn't that from a friends episode? joey tried to get the girls on board for a "naked tuesday"?)

Queen of the Ryche · 08-25-2005, 03:25 PM

remember the "poking device" for Big Fat Ugly Naked Neighbor?
(don't worry - that's not me. there's a weight limit for naked Thursdays.)

plthijinx · 08-25-2005, 04:04 PM

huh? what? *looking back and forth yawning and rubbing eyes from a nap* someone say naked?

08-25-2005, 12:33 PM	#1
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	My wife just became an urban legend Mrs Lookout just called me to tell me what our lovely son just did. She stopped at the bank on her way to his babysitter's house. They go to this same bank nearly everyday to drop off my wife's business deposits. Everybody there knows her and my son, in fact, most of them are her clients. While she was at the counter for her transaction my son, who is 4 was doing what all bored 4 years will do - being antsy, sitting down, crawling on the floor. He was being relatively harmless and my wife was preoccupied so she didn't notice him lift up the edge of her skirt and look underneath. here would be a good time to point out that my wife generally goes commando - a fact that apparently didn't escape Little Lookout's notice today. LL: (loudly) are you wearing undies? Mrs: swatting him away Yes, stop it! LL: (louder) Mom you aren't wearing UNDIES! Mrs: swatting him again OK, be quiet. LL: (Very loudly) Mom, why aren't you wearing any undies? I can see where you pee!!! does dad know you aren't wearing undies? The Clerk: did you forget something today Mrs Lookout? The rest of the Tellers and Clients in Bank: Mrs: Let's go Little Lookout. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-25-2005, 12:50 PM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	1st: Great story (max doubleplus understatement) 2nd: Now I am going to have to find or start the cellar Hall of Fame posts and induct this post, immediately. O M G. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-25-2005, 12:53 PM	#3
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	i just shot part of my BBQ sandwich out my nose!! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

08-25-2005, 01:03 PM	#4
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	fortunately she has a good sense of humor so she laughed when i reminded her of an old email by saying "at least he didn't say he was going to tell grandma that he caught you kissing daddy's peepee." i can't believe my wife just became the subject of one of those funny stories. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-25-2005, 01:08 PM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I'm sure she won't believe that you just told all of your closest friends on the entire internet. (I was sure you were going to tell us something about a hot day, the car, and some Pop 'n Fresh dough ...) __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-25-2005, 01:46 PM	#7
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	You need to send this in to those kids magazines, readers digest what ever and see what kind of free stuff/$$ you can get for it, even tho it's priceless. What a RIOT! __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

08-25-2005, 01:46 PM	#8
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	That's hilarious. I woulda died laughing if I had heard that exchange. Absolutely priceless. We can't email it around, because no one would believe we actually know someone that actually happened to. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

08-25-2005, 02:45 PM	#9
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	I think I just peed myself a little. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

08-25-2005, 02:47 PM	#10
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Notice she didn't say "peed her pants a little"...hmmm. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-25-2005, 03:15 PM	#11
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	so you are suggesting that queen is not only going commando, but also pantless... nice. very nice. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-25-2005, 03:17 PM	#12
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Oh yeah. Perfectly acceptable Thursday office attire. But don't try it on a Wednesday - oh no. Only flippers and snorkels on Wednesdays. But pants are required. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

08-25-2005, 03:21 PM	#13
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	you said you were exceptionally close with your boss - that has to have some perks. flexible hours, fair pay, relocation package, naked thursdays... (wasn't that from a friends episode? joey tried to get the girls on board for a "naked tuesday"?) __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-25-2005, 03:25 PM	#14
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	remember the "poking device" for Big Fat Ugly Naked Neighbor? (don't worry - that's not me. there's a weight limit for naked Thursdays.) __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

08-25-2005, 04:04 PM	#15
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	huh? what? looking back and forth yawning and rubbing eyes from a nap someone say naked? __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

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