My husband has something against my dog...

staceyv · 01-16-2005, 01:52 PM

It must've been when he crapped on the floor....

elSicomoro · 01-16-2005, 04:09 PM

Hahahaha...that is too funny.

Elspode · 01-17-2005, 10:33 PM

Okay...but how come you are so close to the edge of the circle, Stacey? I mean, shouldn't you be spang in the middle?

elSicomoro · 01-18-2005, 06:29 AM

You noticed that too.

Beestie · 01-18-2005, 01:07 PM

**Threadjack alert**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

No Tsunamis...Reason #39 for Living in the Midwest!

Reasons X, Y and Z for not living in the midwest

elSicomoro · 01-18-2005, 02:03 PM

Iben Browning tried to scare people 14 years ago...he died shortly after his prediction failed to come true.

wolf · 01-18-2005, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beestie

**Threadjack alert**

Reasons X, Y and Z for not living in the midwest

Can you really take data collated by a "Dr. Nuttli" with any seriousness?

zippyt · 01-18-2005, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by Beestie
**Threadjack alert**

Reasons X, Y and Z for not living in the midwest

Uhh thats closer to me ( look at a map , Paragould Arkansas is Verry close to NewMadrid Mo.)
All Splode has to worry about is force 5 tornadoes , and the ocational rabid Chihoulli dog when delivering pizzas

zippyt · 01-18-2005, 07:02 PM

Paragould is about were the P is .

richlevy · 01-18-2005, 09:38 PM

Notice how nice and red-dot free Pennsylvania is? It looks like the Keystone State will stay pretty quiet.

elSicomoro · 01-18-2005, 09:41 PM

No, Rich...we get hurricanes instead.

wolf · 01-18-2005, 10:23 PM

Also the occasional tornado ... couple of years ago the swath of devesation through Limerick managed to miss the nuke plant, but hit a home, killing an infant.

We get a feelable quake or two a year here. I tend to sleep through them.

staceyv · 01-18-2005, 10:43 PM

*thread recapture alert*

WTF is all of this?? You'll all be happy to know that happy has been pooping outside like a good boy since we took him off canned food, and he is slowly moving into the center of the circle of trust, which by the way is why I'm not smack in the middle- that was Happy's spot before he got kicked out.

Elspode · 01-18-2005, 10:56 PM

What is it about canned food, in particular, that causes Happy to defecate indoors, do you suppose?

Elspode · 01-18-2005, 10:57 PM

BTW...no matter how big the eventual New Madrid fault quake is, there will *still* be no tsunami here in KC.

FWIW, I have earthquake insurance. I'm no fool.

01-16-2005, 01:52 PM	#1
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01-18-2005, 06:55 PM	#8
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Originally Posted by Beestie Threadjack alert Reasons X, Y and Z for not living in the midwest Uhh thats closer to me ( look at a map , Paragould Arkansas is Verry close to NewMadrid Mo.) All Splode has to worry about is force 5 tornadoes , and the ocational rabid Chihoulli dog when delivering pizzas __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-18-2005, 07:02 PM	#9
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Paragould is about were the P is . Attached Images __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-18-2005, 09:38 PM	#10
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Notice how nice and red-dot free Pennsylvania is? It looks like the Keystone State will stay pretty quiet. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

01-18-2005, 10:23 PM	#12
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Also the occasional tornado ... couple of years ago the swath of devesation through Limerick managed to miss the nuke plant, but hit a home, killing an infant. We get a feelable quake or two a year here. I tend to sleep through them. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-16-2005, 04:09 PM	#2
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Hahahaha...that is too funny.

01-17-2005, 10:33 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Okay...but how come you are so close to the edge of the circle, Stacey? I mean, shouldn't you be spang in the middle? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-18-2005, 06:29 AM	#4
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	You noticed that too.

01-18-2005, 02:03 PM	#6
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Iben Browning tried to scare people 14 years ago...he died shortly after his prediction failed to come true.

01-18-2005, 09:41 PM	#11
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	No, Rich...we get hurricanes instead.

01-18-2005, 10:43 PM	#13
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	thread recapture alert WTF is all of this?? You'll all be happy to know that happy has been pooping outside like a good boy since we took him off canned food, and he is slowly moving into the center of the circle of trust, which by the way is why I'm not smack in the middle- that was Happy's spot before he got kicked out.

01-18-2005, 10:56 PM	#14
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	What is it about canned food, in particular, that causes Happy to defecate indoors, do you suppose? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-18-2005, 10:57 PM	#15
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	BTW...no matter how big the eventual New Madrid fault quake is, there will still be no tsunami here in KC. FWIW, I have earthquake insurance. I'm no fool. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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