I'm starving!

Trilby · 09-05-2004, 01:40 PM

I am really, really hungry but I do not feel like: A) cooking B) ordering; or C) driving to nearest fast-food temple. At a time like this a partner really comes in handy!

"..Honey, could you go get me..."
(favorite food)

Lazy. Disgusting. I know.

SteveDallas · 09-05-2004, 04:33 PM

Is there something you need to tell us about your "condition"?

It reminds me of when Mrs. Dallas was pregnant. Both times the "morning sickness" not only failed to stop after the morning was over, it extended darn near the whole length of the pregnancy instead of being confined to the early weeks. The first time almost the only thing she could eat was pound cake, so I made LOTS of pound cakes. She used to keep some in a zip-loc bag beside the bed so she could munch without walking downstairs if, err, when, she woke up hungry in the middle of the night. I tried to slip in a store-bought one on her but she caught onto it immediately. I suppose it was a compliment to my cooking....

The second time the only thing that would calm her stomach was A&W root beer. Had to be A&W, no other brand did it. I became very good at finding that last 6-pack that had been scrunched back behind the the ginger ale.

Trilby · 09-05-2004, 07:57 PM

You made home-made pound cake? How very sweet! What a good guy! Of course, she was carrying your child, so....even.

as far as I know, I'm not pregnant. I only feel that way. Sloth-like.

SteveDallas · 09-06-2004, 01:15 AM

mmmmm it was good too.. think I'll make one tomorrow.

(Pound cake.. not another kid!!!)

xoxoxoBruce · 09-06-2004, 07:42 AM

Are you saying you'd rather pound cake?

SteveDallas · 09-06-2004, 10:11 AM

I'm saying there will be no more little Dallases running around.

elSicomoro · 09-06-2004, 10:30 AM

For that matter, should any Dwellars be breeding, or breeding anymore? I'm gonna say no.

SteveDallas · 09-06-2004, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore

For that matter, should any Dwellars be breeding, or breeding anymore? I'm gonna say no.

Well I haven't figured my son out, but in many ways my daughter is a carbon copy of me personality-wise. (Which, as you can imagine, causes no end of friction.) Isn't that a scary thought, both of us posting???

09-05-2004, 01:40 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I'm starving! I am really, really hungry but I do not feel like: A) cooking B) ordering; or C) driving to nearest fast-food temple. At a time like this a partner really comes in handy! "..Honey, could you go get me..." (favorite food) Lazy. Disgusting. I know.

09-06-2004, 07:42 AM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Are you saying you'd rather pound cake? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-05-2004, 04:33 PM	#2
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Is there something you need to tell us about your "condition"? It reminds me of when Mrs. Dallas was pregnant. Both times the "morning sickness" not only failed to stop after the morning was over, it extended darn near the whole length of the pregnancy instead of being confined to the early weeks. The first time almost the only thing she could eat was pound cake, so I made LOTS of pound cakes. She used to keep some in a zip-loc bag beside the bed so she could munch without walking downstairs if, err, when, she woke up hungry in the middle of the night. I tried to slip in a store-bought one on her but she caught onto it immediately. I suppose it was a compliment to my cooking.... The second time the only thing that would calm her stomach was A&W root beer. Had to be A&W, no other brand did it. I became very good at finding that last 6-pack that had been scrunched back behind the the ginger ale.

09-05-2004, 07:57 PM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	You made home-made pound cake? How very sweet! What a good guy! Of course, she was carrying your child, so....even. as far as I know, I'm not pregnant. I only feel that way. Sloth-like.

09-06-2004, 01:15 AM	#4
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	mmmmm it was good too.. think I'll make one tomorrow. (Pound cake.. not another kid!!!)

09-06-2004, 10:11 AM	#6
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I'm saying there will be no more little Dallases running around.

09-06-2004, 10:30 AM	#7
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	For that matter, should any Dwellars be breeding, or breeding anymore? I'm gonna say no.

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