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Old 08-26-2004, 10:45 PM   #1
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For All The Whale Penis Fans.NSFW?

hope he doesn't miss the target!
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Old 08-27-2004, 06:43 AM   #2
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See when you don't have hands putting on your condom is tricky.
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Old 08-27-2004, 07:03 AM   #3
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Well, my day is complete!
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Old 08-27-2004, 07:14 AM   #4
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I'll bet he went home that day and said "Guess what *I* touched today." Then I'll bet no one wanted to touch HIM until he had a shower.

Y'know with all this whale penis fandom, you'd think there was an official Whale Penis Fan Club (Cult?), complete with membership fee, a membership card, motto...blotto....
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Old 08-27-2004, 07:32 AM   #5
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Y'know with all this whale penis fandom, you'd think there was an official Whale Penis Fan Club (Cult?), complete with membership fee, a membership card, motto...blotto....
You can get a whale Penis e-mail address.
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Old 08-27-2004, 07:40 AM   #6
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If there is an official Whale Penis Fanclub it should have an official song, too.

Um...Exactly WHY is the whale being so...friendly? Do they always do that? Anyone, anyone?
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Old 08-27-2004, 09:17 AM   #7
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because the dude has a ziplock baggie, my guess is he's collecting sperm for artificial insemination. wonder how they got the killer whale in such a state in the first place???
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Old 08-27-2004, 11:37 AM   #8
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I'll bet he went home that day and said "Guess what *I* touched today." Then I'll bet no one wanted to touch HIM until he had a shower.

Y'know with all this whale penis fandom, you'd think there was an official Whale Penis Fan Club (Cult?), complete with membership fee, a membership card, motto...blotto....
Well ... we do have a domain.

And email addresses.

We haven't gotten the teeshirts done yet, but sycamore has been busy lately.
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Old 08-27-2004, 11:44 AM   #9
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wonder how they got the killer whale in such a state in the first place???
my guess would be a "stroke" of good luck!
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Old 08-27-2004, 12:05 PM   #10
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my guess would be a "stroke" of good luck!
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Old 08-27-2004, 01:43 PM   #11
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If we wove a net of whale penis back and forth from here to El Ciberbosque would it improve the google number of each?
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Old 08-27-2004, 09:45 PM   #12
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Well ... we do have a domain.

And email addresses.

We haven't gotten the teeshirts done yet, but sycamore has been busy lately.
We may even have a whale penis gathering in Grifftopia this coming winter/next spring.
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Old 08-28-2004, 08:28 AM   #13
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We may even have a whale penis gathering in Grifftopia this coming winter/next spring.
Sounds like a plan.
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Old 08-28-2004, 04:36 PM   #14
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Relative penis sizes of the Bush Administration:

<img src="http://www.bigmattress.com/weblog/images/penis%20sizes.jpg">

Colin Powell is priceless!
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Old 08-29-2004, 01:14 PM   #15
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Oh god that's hilarious!!
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