Virtual Terorist v 1.0

hot_pastrami · 05-11-2004, 06:10 PM

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It was the lead item on the government's daily threat matrix one day last April. Don Emilio Fulci described by an FBI tipster as a reclusive but evil millionaire, had formed a terrorist group that was planning chemical attacks against London and Washington, D.C. That day even FBI director Robert Mueller was briefed on the Fulci matter. But as the day went on without incident, a White House staffer had a brainstorm: He Googled Fulci. His findings: Fulci is the crime boss in the popular video game Headhunter. "Stand down," came the order from embarrassed national security types.

Don't you feel safe?

xoxoxoBruce · 05-11-2004, 08:35 PM

Hey, at least they're looking, now.

Happy Monkey · 05-11-2004, 10:13 PM

Some Italian guy is just lucky he isn't actually named Emilio Fulci.

05-11-2004, 08:35 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Hey, at least they're looking, now. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-11-2004, 10:13 PM	#3
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Some Italian guy is just lucky he isn't actually named Emilio Fulci. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

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