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breakingnews · 10-14-2003, 10:53 AM

Canadians are weird (no offense to any of you out there - I'll admit, my people (chinese) are weird as shit too). Just a few funny pics from Toronto this past weekend.

Clearly artists aren't the best linguists.
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I was looking for bikes on, you know, twinkies or traffic cones or bricks or something.
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Stairwell to nowhere.
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Great.
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As opposed to their old policy?
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slang · 10-15-2003, 01:54 AM

Great pics and captions, BN. You're a funny guy, we like that here.

10-15-2003, 09:03 AM

I like them all a lot, but I have to admit, the bikes one is my favorite.

breakingnews · 10-15-2003, 11:09 AM

It was just so bizarre ... we ran into so many things that just made us laugh that hard. Now I know every once in a while you run into these kinds of things, but my sister in law didn't stop giggling for 5 minutes the entire weekend.

If you look in the gallery (www.supdogg.com/photo.htm), I took a great shot at the Royal Ontario Museum: a stuffed beaver (in a rather aggressive pose) next to a sign that read, "Please touch gently."

Maybe Canadians call it Furry Lion or Wild Horse or something, but I know all you Americans appreciate this one. Actually, I'll just post it below. Be gentle with the beaver!

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slang · 10-15-2003, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by breakingnews
If you look in the gallery (www.supdogg.com/photo.htm), I took a great shot at the Royal Ontario Museum: a stuffed beaver (in a rather aggressive pose) next to a sign that read, "Please touch gently."

Or...please be gentle when aggressively stuffing the beaver.

Hmm, no, I guess that would be something else. Maybe the sheep exhibit.

breakingnews · 10-15-2003, 12:23 PM

For some reason, that reminded me of a funny joke (a little crude).

Police were called to reports of noise coming from a tool shed behind a house. Upon entering, they found a man screwing a pumpkin.

The officers asked him what he was doing.

The man looked up and said, 'What, is it midnght already?'

xoxoxoBruce · 10-15-2003, 07:43 PM

Bwahahahahaahaha.

SteveDallas · 10-15-2003, 09:40 PM

Must've been in Delaware County, eh, Bruce?

xoxoxoBruce · 10-15-2003, 09:53 PM

Naw, Delaware County is for punkin' not pumpkin.

breakingnews · 10-16-2003, 12:36 PM

Yeah, that kind of shit only happens in Bucks County. And since I work for the newspaper there and sit right next to the police radio, I hear about it allllll daaaayy loooong.

Like the 3-year-old kid that had a potty seat stuck on his head last week.

Or the guy that drank a gallon of vodka, smoked pot and took an unknown amount of vicodin ("He has a yellowish color").

Some guy nailed his hand to a wall with a nail gun yesterday, but he asked the police to rush because he didn't want his wife to catch him.

And then there was a report of domestic violence. Where? A VW bug parked outside a McDonald's. Dispatcher: "Appears the situation is *very* domestic."

10-14-2003, 10:53 AM	#1
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	just had to share Canadians are weird (no offense to any of you out there - I'll admit, my people (chinese) are weird as shit too). Just a few funny pics from Toronto this past weekend. Clearly artists aren't the best linguists. <IMG SRC="http://www.supdogg.com/images/toronto/tr05.jpg"><P> I was looking for bikes on, you know, twinkies or traffic cones or bricks or something. <IMG SRC="http://www.supdogg.com/images/toronto/tr06.jpg"><P> Stairwell to nowhere. <IMG SRC="http://www.supdogg.com/images/toronto/tr08.jpg"><P> Great. <IMG SRC="http://www.supdogg.com/images/toronto/tr09.jpg"><P> As opposed to their old policy? <IMG SRC="http://www.supdogg.com/images/toronto/tr04.jpg">

10-15-2003, 07:43 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Bwahahahahaahaha. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-15-2003, 09:53 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Naw, Delaware County is for punkin' not pumpkin. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-15-2003, 01:54 AM	#2
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Great pics and captions, BN. You're a funny guy, we like that here.

10-15-2003, 09:03 AM	#3
dave Guest Posts: n/a	I like them all a lot, but I have to admit, the bikes one is my favorite.

10-15-2003, 11:09 AM	#4
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	It was just so bizarre ... we ran into so many things that just made us laugh that hard. Now I know every once in a while you run into these kinds of things, but my sister in law didn't stop giggling for 5 minutes the entire weekend. If you look in the gallery (www.supdogg.com/photo.htm), I took a great shot at the Royal Ontario Museum: a stuffed beaver (in a rather aggressive pose) next to a sign that read, "Please touch gently." Maybe Canadians call it Furry Lion or Wild Horse or something, but I know all you Americans appreciate this one. Actually, I'll just post it below. Be gentle with the beaver! <IMG SRC="http://www.supdogg.com/images/toronto/tr14.jpg">

10-15-2003, 12:23 PM	#6
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	For some reason, that reminded me of a funny joke (a little crude). Police were called to reports of noise coming from a tool shed behind a house. Upon entering, they found a man screwing a pumpkin. The officers asked him what he was doing. The man looked up and said, 'What, is it midnght already?'

10-15-2003, 09:40 PM	#8
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Must've been in Delaware County, eh, Bruce?

10-16-2003, 12:36 PM	#10
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	Yeah, that kind of shit only happens in Bucks County. And since I work for the newspaper there and sit right next to the police radio, I hear about it allllll daaaayy loooong. Like the 3-year-old kid that had a potty seat stuck on his head last week. Or the guy that drank a gallon of vodka, smoked pot and took an unknown amount of vicodin ("He has a yellowish color"). Some guy nailed his hand to a wall with a nail gun yesterday, but he asked the police to rush because he didn't want his wife to catch him. And then there was a report of domestic violence. Where? A VW bug parked outside a McDonald's. Dispatcher: "Appears the situation is very domestic."

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