Apr 12th, 2016: Yippee Ki Yay, Mother Dear

[xoxoxoBruce]

♫ My home’s in Montana .................. ♫ While riding the ranges
... I wear a bandana .......................... My luck never Changes
♪ My spurs are of silver ....................♪ With foot in the stirrup
... My pony is gray ............................ I’ll gallop away

I memorized that song when I was about four, out of my sister’s songbook.
I guarantee everyone on the road was damn sick and tired of hearing it long before I learned a new one.
Maybe because I wasn’t from Montana, nor was I a cowboy, even though I had a horse and Brown Swiss cattle.

Speaking of Brown Swiss cattle, wanna ride one ?



Yes, you have to go to Switzerland.

At Bolderhof Farm in Hemishofen, Switzerland, visitors participate in cow trekking, an opportunity to climb
onto a dairy cow and ride through the rivers and woods of the Rhine lowlands. Riders can choose between
an hour-and-a-half ride and a four-hour, half-day excursion through the Alpine landscape.

No speed demons, they won’t hurry no matter how badly you have to pee.

Don’t expect to take off at a trot, though. While a horse (usually) responds to its rider's speed preference,
the cows at Bolderhof pick their own pace, which Rickenbacher says is “between slow and very slow.”
The ride is calm and quiet, allowing riders to enjoy stress-free moments in the beauty of the Alps.
There's a benefit to saddling up a cow instead of a horse: Cows don't really care about the kinds of things
that might spook a horse. “If something happens around you, the cow stands still and looks,” Rickenbacher says.

You might have to get off and push, but at least they have handles to help.

The biggest challenge cow trekkers face are stalled rides because of some particularly delicious grass or corn
along the route—a problem that can be fixed with a few pets and nice words to the cow. In the worst-case
scenario, you may need to hop off and lead the heifer away from the distraction.

And you can have some fresh milk at any time.
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