If I were a salesman...

[elSicomoro]

Someday, when I'm world-famous, I hope to whore myself out to Madison Ave.

So, if you were to become famous, what would you be willing to sell? It can be any type of product.

I would be more than happy to hawk the following products and places:

Dr. Pepper
Adidas shoes and clothing
Sunkist Orange soda
Guinness
Swiffer cloths
Pioneer stereo products
Starbucks
Krispy Kremes
Dunkin Donuts
IHOP
White Castle
Jack in the Box
Long John Silver's
Fender guitars
Crate amplifiers

Local places I'd hawk:

Philip's Steaks (Phila)
Pizza Fresh (Phila)
El Azteca (Phila)
Roger Wilco (Pennsauken, Burlington, and Palmyra, NJ)
Marciano's Pizza & Grill (Phila)
Wawa
Gyro House (Univ. City, MO)
El Maguey (St. Louis)
La Tropicana Market (St. Louis)
Cusanelli's (St. Louis)
Imo's Pizza (St. Louis)
Si Señor Tacos (Chicago)
Plato's Diner (College Park, MD)
Lokash (Phila)
Ledo Pizza (Washington, DC area)
Captain Bob's (Ocean City, MD)
Lambert's Cafe (Sikeston and Nixa, MO)
HSB Tobacconist (St. Louis)
Deep Grooves (St. Louis)
The Soundgarden (Baltimore)
The Quaker Goes Deaf (Chicago)
John D. McGurk's (St. Louis)