The Day they Tried to Murder St Nick

[JBKlyde]

Twas a cold new years eve and Santa Clause had just returned home to the north pole after a wonderful night of partying with the elves at the Christmas After Party. St Nick had decided to take a vacation to Florida and watch the Buc's (his favorite football team) play.
What they didn't know is the the Vampire Cowboy Cult was out for revenge, and there was an impostor Santa Clause trying to escape the wrath of the Celestial Tribe of Followers of the Kings of the Universe.The real Santa had traded in his red suit for bathing trunks and he was rideing with only Dancer and Prancer attached to his sleigh for the trip to Florida. Upon arriving in Tampa, Florida he was greeted by a fellow named J.Arclo who was Santa's private energy consultant. "Santa we have a PROBLEM." J.Arclo said. It appears that the Vampire Cowboy Cult wants you to fly them to a remote Island and plot to destroy the Celestial Tribe of Followers of the Kings of the Universe. HOHOHO you know I can't do that Santa exclaimed. Yes I know said J.Arclo but what happens if they try to attack us. I'll fix there wagon said Santa. So when the VCC's arrived Santa twinkled his nose and suddenly they were all covered in coal. So it goes the Impostor Santa was part of the VCC, and there plans where foiled. But the Impostor grabbed a sword and said Santa you must die. Just then one of the FKU's arrived and said you impostor no wander the children have stopped believing and he flicked some bc on the fake santa and then the sword turned to fairy dust and the real Santa was safe.

Then ENd.