If you are sprayed with an unknown substance...

quzah · 03-12-2004, 05:10 PM

<img src="http://www.ready.gov/i/bio_vis_substance.gif" />
...stand and think about it instead of seing a doctor.

Quzah.

Brigliadore · 03-12-2004, 05:30 PM

Quzah, thank you. That was the funniest web site I have seen all day.
My favorite:
If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.

Happy Monkey · 03-12-2004, 05:42 PM

WHO MAKES AEROSOL BIOHAZARDS????
sorry for the caps, but it seemed like something to shout.

quzah · 03-12-2004, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Happy Monkey
WHO MAKES AEROSOL BIOHAZARDS????
sorry for the caps, but it seemed like something to shout.

Apparently those evil terrorists. All of those images are from a real government site on how to be careful around terrorists or something or other. (For those who didn't follow the link.)

Quzah.

Nothing But Net · 03-12-2004, 08:56 PM

"When they come, it won't be in spaceships, it'll be in airplanes"

"I wouldn't be so sure"

The Day the Earth Stood Still

Mein Gott! How prescient!

farfromhome · 03-12-2004, 10:00 PM

Dude,that was great.Some were better than others,but I got my laughs.

Elspode · 03-13-2004, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Happy Monkey
WHO MAKES AEROSOL BIOHAZARDS????
sorry for the caps, but it seemed like something to shout.

Johnson and Johnson? It used to only be available in liquid form, but modern technology has allowed so many new delivery methods.

ladysycamore · 03-13-2004, 06:38 PM

That's the best!!! *Roaring!!!*

OnyxCougar · 03-13-2004, 09:08 PM

There is a link to a BUNCH of pics like that on the "Cool site of the day thread" around page 15 or so, I think. I remember posting how funny it was that I nearly peed my pants. Let me see if I can find it.

Edit: It was page 26, and here is the link

03-12-2004, 05:10 PM	#1
quzah Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 375	If you are sprayed with an unknown substance... <img src="http://www.ready.gov/i/bio_vis_substance.gif" /> ...stand and think about it instead of seing a doctor. Quzah.

03-12-2004, 05:30 PM	#2
Brigliadore stays crispy in milk Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: A strange planet called Utah Posts: 270	Quzah, thank you. That was the funniest web site I have seen all day. My favorite: If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting. __________________ I cant think of anything to put here so this is all I am going to write.

03-12-2004, 05:42 PM	#3
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	WHO MAKES AEROSOL BIOHAZARDS???? sorry for the caps, but it seemed like something to shout. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

03-12-2004, 10:00 PM	#6
farfromhome Management Consultant Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Portland,OR/Conesus,NY Posts: 166	Dude,that was great.Some were better than others,but I got my laughs. __________________ When you ain't got nothing-you ain't got nothing to lose.

03-13-2004, 06:38 PM	#8
ladysycamore "I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me." Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: In Sycamore's boxers Posts: 1,341	That's the best!!! Roaring!!! __________________ "Freedom is not given. It is our right at birth. But there are some moments when it must be taken." ~Tagline from the movie "Amistad"~ "The Akan concept of Sankofa: In order to move forward we first have to take a step back. In other words, before we can be prepared for the future, we must comprehend the past." From "We Did It, They Hid It"

03-12-2004, 08:56 PM	#5
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	"When they come, it won't be in spaceships, it'll be in airplanes" "I wouldn't be so sure" The Day the Earth Stood Still Mein Gott! How prescient!

03-13-2004, 09:08 PM	#9
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	There is a link to a BUNCH of pics like that on the "Cool site of the day thread" around page 15 or so, I think. I remember posting how funny it was that I nearly peed my pants. Let me see if I can find it. Edit: It was page 26, and here is the link Last edited by OnyxCougar; 03-13-2004 at 09:21 PM.

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