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Old 04-27-2011, 12:34 AM   #1
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Medieval Recipe Advice

Please don't mock this thread. I am having a theme party and would like to serve old food. I'm too tired to finish this properly, someone else take over.
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Old 04-27-2011, 01:12 AM   #2
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large racks of ribs, whole roasted chickens, ham shanks. serve big chunks of greasy meat that needs to be gnawed on. use large round bread loaves and tear off chunks. a pungent cheese round goe along nicely. for drink, use horn cups or goblets filled with mead
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Old 04-27-2011, 07:14 AM   #3
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Apparently, the midievalites were heavy into barley.

Their comprehensive cookbook was called Barley & Me.

And ale. You need ale.
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Old 04-27-2011, 08:03 AM   #4
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And some plover's eggs.

Suggestion ... watch Game of Thrones and serve whatever they're having ...
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Old 04-27-2011, 08:05 AM   #5
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Actually, as an experienced renfaire participant, you'll be wanting things like turkey legs, meat on skewers (steak upon a stake), scotch eggs, and so on. Ale and mead to wash everything down. And if you can arrange for some dogs to wander about the banqueting hall to eat the leavings, I think you'll have it.

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Old 04-27-2011, 08:14 AM   #6
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Served in bread bowls and eaten with knifes. No forks, no spoons.
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Old 04-27-2011, 08:16 AM   #7
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Oh yeah, pa renfaire was big on soup in a bread bowl.
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Old 04-27-2011, 09:43 AM   #8
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I thought medieval food was synonymous with disgusting food?

Like roast pidgeons, roast sparrow and lark, lampreys and eels and things that look like Alien, ONIONS GALORE! and for desert - a lemon; the sweetest fruit known at the time.
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Old 04-27-2011, 09:58 AM   #9
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Sheesh, just come here: cabbage soup? What, is that like one step above 'gruel'?

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Old 04-27-2011, 10:15 AM   #10
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Potage - thick vegetable stew, sieved into a thick soup.
And yes, they used to have it on "trenchers" of bread, but served in bowls with bread (or bowls OF bread) is perfectly acceptable. It's VERY filling though, so perhaps just offer it as a veggie option.

Bri - lemons weren't grown here, so they wouldn't have been a common dessert. They would be imported from Europe with oranges which would have been far more popular. Pastries made with nuts and honey are more likely. The rich had access to a number of different types of sugar and used it extensively, even in savoury dishes.

Oh and contrary to the opinion that meat was always served with highly spiced sauces to hide the taste of it going off, meat was available all year round, fresh off the hoof or wing, but spices came from half a world and years away. Sauces were popular, but more likely used with English herbs like borage, sage, thyme, rosemary, parsley and chives. Garlic grows wild here and was used extensively to flavour food.

Puddings were also common - savoury puddings made with animal fat (suet). They are declining in popularity now, but even I grew up on steak & kidney pudding and beef pudding.

What do you have against the other food, Brianna? I've eaten pigeon, lampreys and eels. Yumyum.

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Old 04-27-2011, 10:15 AM   #11
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OK I am calling off this thread as a singular failure of a clone thread. I was too tired to do it properly. This has never happened before. It must be stress.
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You know what?
I thought it was a clone to start with - but I have PP on ignore so I wasn't sure.

When I saw other people answering sensibly I really thought I was being helpful

Would you please consider having a Medieval Banquet just to try all this out?
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wtf, foot? We didn't live up to what must be your REALLY high expectations?

You don't even give a fuck about medieval food, you're just like pam: make a disguised thread about food then don't even like the jokes. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?

I think you're a post nazi.


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Old 04-27-2011, 10:20 AM   #14
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You know what?
I thought it was a clone to start with - but I have PP on ignore so I wasn't sure.

When I saw other people answering sensibly I really thought I was being helpful

Would you please consider having a Medieval Banquet just to try all this out?
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I never understood why that film flopped in cinemas. It's my favourite Jim Carrey film.
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