"I was misquoted" ...Can't wait

monster · 02-23-2015, 09:07 PM

The "excuses" for this one are going to need to be Legend...

Can't she swallow a camera for a gynecological exam?

Gravdigr · 02-23-2015, 09:17 PM

Wait for it...

...ary.

monster · 02-23-2015, 09:22 PM

you just couldn't wait, though, could you....

Gravdigr · 02-23-2015, 09:28 PM

I could not.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-23-2015, 09:44 PM

What the hell are you waiting for, it's in the article?

Quote:

Barbieri later said that the question was rhetorical and intended to make a point.

The voter sew the wind, and reap the blowhard.

monster · 02-23-2015, 10:10 PM

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footfootfoot · 03-02-2015, 05:48 PM

I once saw this hilarious comedian/magician and one of his gags was to get a woman from the audience come up on stage and choose a card from the deck and he would correctly identify it. He has her take the card and place it face up on a stool and then sit on top of it. He then takes a pen-light out of his pocket and asks her to tilt her head back and open her mouth, he shines the light in her open mouth and after a moment or two of peering intently he says, "Nope, that's not gonna work." and then continues with the trick.

His whole routine was brilliant and my stomach ached the next day from laughing so hard.

02-23-2015, 09:07 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	"I was misquoted" ...Can't wait The "excuses" for this one are going to need to be Legend... Can't she swallow a camera for a gynecological exam? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-23-2015, 09:17 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Wait for it... ...ary. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-23-2015, 09:22 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you just couldn't wait, though, could you.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-23-2015, 09:28 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I could not. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-23-2015, 10:10 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-02-2015, 05:48 PM	#7
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I once saw this hilarious comedian/magician and one of his gags was to get a woman from the audience come up on stage and choose a card from the deck and he would correctly identify it. He has her take the card and place it face up on a stool and then sit on top of it. He then takes a pen-light out of his pocket and asks her to tilt her head back and open her mouth, he shines the light in her open mouth and after a moment or two of peering intently he says, "Nope, that's not gonna work." and then continues with the trick. His whole routine was brilliant and my stomach ached the next day from laughing so hard. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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