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Old 07-19-2010, 02:40 PM   #1
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Taliban love their donkeys - Really!

This from an article in Atlantic Monthly on how badly inept many terrorists can be:

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If our terrorist enemies have been successful at cultivating a false notion of expertise, they’ve done an equally convincing job of casting themselves as pious warriors of God. The Taliban and al-Qaeda rely on sympathizers who consider them devoted Muslims fighting immoral Western occupiers. But intelligence picked up by Predator drones and other battlefield cameras challenges that idea—sometimes rather graphically. One video, captured recently by the thermal-imagery technology housed in a sniper rifle, shows two Talibs in southern Afghanistan engaged in intimate relations with a donkey. Similar videos abound, including ground-surveillance footage that records a Talib fighter gratifying himself with a cow.
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http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/...m-nitwits/8130
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:43 PM   #2
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their pee-pees will be their downfall.
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Old 07-19-2010, 03:53 PM   #3
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Can a donkey (or a cow, for that matter) give consent?
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Old 07-20-2010, 06:51 PM   #4
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As much as I love to denigrate the taliban, I doubt the donkey bonking is true or there'd be images and video galore of it on the net. There isn't anything.

I am going to have to vote urban legend on this despite the Atlantic's mention.

In other words: Pics or it didn't happen.
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Old 07-20-2010, 07:23 PM   #5
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possibly nsfw

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Old 07-20-2010, 07:29 PM   #6
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obvious propaganda.

ignore.
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Old 07-20-2010, 08:18 PM   #7
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The two videos I've seen were supposedly in Iraq, not Afghanistan.
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Old 07-21-2010, 02:23 PM   #8
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He didn't even kiss her when he was done.
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Old 07-21-2010, 03:06 PM   #9
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Terrorist one to terrorist two: "Muhammed...this isn't what I had in mind when you said you had a piece of ass for me."
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Old 07-21-2010, 03:20 PM   #10
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lol. @ dmg.
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Old 07-23-2010, 10:45 PM   #11
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I'm feeling only mildly guilty about finding this so funny.
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Old 07-23-2010, 10:57 PM   #12
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They taste like chicken.
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Old 07-23-2010, 11:11 PM   #13
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Old 07-23-2010, 11:56 PM   #14
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Bacon don't.
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Old 07-24-2010, 04:29 AM   #15
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Nor does cock!
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