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Sheldonrs · 01-13-2010, 12:17 PM

http://english.pravda.ru/science/mys...p_human_face-0

Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in Turkey
Front page / Science / Mysteries
12.01.2010 Source: Pravda.Ru

A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.

Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the calf out, but was horrified to see that the features of the calf’s snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face.

“I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal,” the 29-year-old veterinary said.

The lamb’s head had human features on – the eyes, the nose and the mouth – only the ears were those of a sheep.

Veterinaries said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper mutation since the fodder for the lamb’s mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports.

A goat from Zimbabwe gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.

Ekaterina Bogdanova
Komsomolskaya Pravda

glatt · 01-13-2010, 12:22 PM

Needs the picture. Looks real to me.

Shawnee123 · 01-13-2010, 12:26 PM

It looks like a styrofoam wig head.

Sheldonrs · 01-13-2010, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

It looks like a styrofoam wig head.

Maybe Mary really DID have a little lamb.

Shawnee123 · 01-13-2010, 12:57 PM

And maybe the children DID laugh and play to see a lamb at school.

DanaC · 01-13-2010, 01:26 PM

Quote:

A goat from Zimbabwe gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.

Poor little bugger. Given the degree of mutation it probably had other stuff wrong with it. What a miserable few hours of life.

Also; kind of terrifying when the 'governor' of a province is that superstitious. Poor, uneducated villager, who's never been beyond their farm? K. Governor of the province? oh ffs.

Shawnee123 · 01-13-2010, 01:31 PM

Poor styrofoam head.

Scriveyn · 01-13-2010, 01:31 PM

.

Shawnee123 · 01-13-2010, 01:46 PM

In other mutations: Billy Bob Thornton fucks a dog. Puppy with human face born!

Sheldonrs · 01-13-2010, 03:04 PM

A picture from my shameful past:

Shawnee123 · 01-13-2010, 03:08 PM

Trilby · 01-13-2010, 03:26 PM

it's probably a sign of impending doom

I betcha it is.

glatt · 01-13-2010, 03:28 PM

awesome!

Shawnee123 · 01-13-2010, 03:31 PM

I, for one, welcome our new 'bloody sheep bodies with styrofoam heads' overlords.

Pete Zicato · 01-13-2010, 07:50 PM

A man is driving down a country road. He rounds a corner and behind a barn he sees a man getting it on with a sheep. He is shocked and appalled and turns down the driveway towards the house. He bangs on the door and a young boy comes out and asked what the problem is. The man tells him that a man is having sex with a sheep behind the barn. The boy quickly says, "No, No...it's okay, that's just my daaaaaaaad."

01-13-2010, 12:17 PM	#1
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	D-a-a-a-a-a-a-dy! http://english.pravda.ru/science/mys...p_human_face-0 Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in Turkey Front page / Science / Mysteries 12.01.2010 Source: Pravda.Ru A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey. Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the calf out, but was horrified to see that the features of the calf’s snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face. “I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal,” the 29-year-old veterinary said. The lamb’s head had human features on – the eyes, the nose and the mouth – only the ears were those of a sheep. Veterinaries said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper mutation since the fodder for the lamb’s mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports. A goat from Zimbabwe gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him. The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man. "This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added. The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal. The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation. Ekaterina Bogdanova Komsomolskaya Pravda __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

01-13-2010, 12:22 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Needs the picture. Looks real to me. Attached Images

01-13-2010, 12:26 PM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	It looks like a styrofoam wig head. Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-13-2010, 12:57 PM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	And maybe the children DID laugh and play to see a lamb at school. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-13-2010, 01:31 PM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Poor styrofoam head. Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-13-2010, 01:31 PM	#8
Scriveyn amnesic-confabulatory opsimath Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Between my ears Posts: 739	. Attached Images

01-13-2010, 01:46 PM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	In other mutations: Billy Bob Thornton fucks a dog. Puppy with human face born! Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-13-2010, 03:04 PM	#10
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	A picture from my shameful past: Attached Images __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

01-13-2010, 03:08 PM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	__________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-13-2010, 03:26 PM	#12
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	it's probably a sign of impending doom I betcha it is. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-13-2010, 03:28 PM	#13
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	awesome!

01-13-2010, 03:31 PM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I, for one, welcome our new 'bloody sheep bodies with styrofoam heads' overlords. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-13-2010, 07:50 PM	#15
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	A man is driving down a country road. He rounds a corner and behind a barn he sees a man getting it on with a sheep. He is shocked and appalled and turns down the driveway towards the house. He bangs on the door and a young boy comes out and asked what the problem is. The man tells him that a man is having sex with a sheep behind the barn. The boy quickly says, "No, No...it's okay, that's just my daaaaaaaad." __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

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