hey! wanna buy a magazine?

perth · 09-17-2002, 10:45 AM

can someone explain to me what is up wiith those assholes who go door-to-door selling magazines? the ones who on the surface seem real enthusiastic until you realise you heard the same speech word-for-word an hour ago when someone else knocked on your door? who do they work for? is there any way to make them stop short of a pitbull stationed on my welcome mat?

i actually bought magazines from them on 2 separate occasions. the first time i never received the magazine. did i learn my lesson? no. so i bought another from them. never received the magazine. lesson learned. my tactic was to summarily slam the door in their face. but then someone told me that a lot of them are convicts on rehab programs. depending on their mental stability, that could have unintended consequences.

oh well. maybe i can just electrify my doorbell.

~james

09-17-2002, 10:48 AM

Has said person ever seen Office Space?

09-17-2002, 10:45 AM	#1
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	hey! wanna buy a magazine? can someone explain to me what is up wiith those assholes who go door-to-door selling magazines? the ones who on the surface seem real enthusiastic until you realise you heard the same speech word-for-word an hour ago when someone else knocked on your door? who do they work for? is there any way to make them stop short of a pitbull stationed on my welcome mat? i actually bought magazines from them on 2 separate occasions. the first time i never received the magazine. did i learn my lesson? no. so i bought another from them. never received the magazine. lesson learned. my tactic was to summarily slam the door in their face. but then someone told me that a lot of them are convicts on rehab programs. depending on their mental stability, that could have unintended consequences. oh well. maybe i can just electrify my doorbell. ~james

09-17-2002, 10:48 AM	#2
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Has said person ever seen Office Space?

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