Corporate Monkey Will Reshape Politics

lumberjim · 01-21-2010, 07:57 PM

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=21922

____I will reshape politics!
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lumberjim · 01-22-2010, 01:03 AM

ok. they're apes. sue me.

Trilby · 01-22-2010, 07:34 AM

I wish I had a monkey butler.

TheMercenary · 01-22-2010, 09:28 AM

I think they are actually chimps not apes. But it is still funny as hell.

Happy Monkey · 01-22-2010, 10:14 AM

Chimps are apes.

glatt · 01-22-2010, 10:21 AM

Apes are a non scientific term for hominoidea.

They include:
gibbons, orangutans, gorillas, chimpanzees, bonobos, and humans

Happy Monkey · 01-22-2010, 10:24 AM

Generally (though not exhaustively) primates without tails.

TheMercenary · 01-22-2010, 01:35 PM

I stand corrected. I was wrong...

Quote:

An ape is any member of the Hominoidea superfamily of primates, including humans. Due to its ambiguous nature, the term ape is less suitable as a means of describing taxonomic relationships.

Under the current classification system there are two families of hominoids:

the family Hylobatidae consists of 4 genera and 14 species of gibbon, including the Lar Gibbon and the Siamang, collectively known as the lesser apes.
the family Hominidae consisting of chimpanzees, gorillas, humans and orangutans[1][2] collectively known as the great apes.
A few other primates, such as the Barbary Ape, have the word ape in their common names (usually to indicate lack of a tail), but they are not regarded as true apes.

Except for gorillas and humans, all true apes are agile climbers of trees. They are best described as omnivorous, their diet consisting of fruit, including grass seeds, and in most cases other animals, either hunted or scavenged, along with anything else available and easily digested. They are native to Africa and Asia, although humans have spread to all parts of the world. A group of apes is called a shrewdness.

from wiki.

01-21-2010, 07:57 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Corporate Monkey Will Reshape Politics http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=21922 ____I will reshape politics! ____________/ __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 01-21-2010 at 08:31 PM.

01-22-2010, 01:03 AM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ok. they're apes. sue me. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-22-2010, 07:34 AM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I wish I had a monkey butler. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-22-2010, 09:28 AM	#4
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I think they are actually chimps not apes. But it is still funny as hell. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-22-2010, 10:14 AM	#5
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Chimps are apes. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

01-22-2010, 10:21 AM	#6
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Apes are a non scientific term for hominoidea. They include: gibbons, orangutans, gorillas, chimpanzees, bonobos, and humans

01-22-2010, 10:24 AM	#7
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Generally (though not exhaustively) primates without tails. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

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