Former President, G.W. Bush Addresses Brownie Troop

[SamIam]

So far, the policy outlines look very much like what the Fascist/Republican plan was. Mussolini has sent a message from beyond the grave congratulating Bush on his firm grasp of principle. The former president even managed to hold his copy of Liberty or Equality right side up. This bizarre book by Kuehnelt-Leddihn was written at the end of WWII and is a polemic extolling the virtues of Monarchy.

Say, wait! Didn’t we address this issue more than 200 years ago?

Bush also repeated his views on nuclear control and disarmament. Not much new, no surprises, except that the Brownies were ordered to duck and cover under their seats.

The former president also ordered that all tyrants would be sumarily executed, beginning with the Brownie troop leader who some Brownies accused of being too mean.

Bush went on to re-assure the Brownies that they would not be sent to foreign lands. “Unlike powers of old, we have not sought world domination,” he stated. One Brownie raised her little hand and said, ”What about the 725 foreign bases with a value of $188 billion. I might add that this figure is prior to 9/11. What with the Patriot Act and all, we know even less of the inner working of our country.”

“Might makes right,” snarled GW. “Off with her head!”

“Sir, wasn’t that the wrong revolution?” whispered a presidential aide.

“Who cares? They’re all the same in the long run. Fascists are communists and communists fascist. The only way out is monarchy. You may kiss my ring.

Note: I know that none of you will understand this because you have not reached my supreme level in intelligence. I have read the entire Bobbsy Twin series through twice and once I read an eye chart in my doctor’s office.

Oh, and I transposed this whole speech while feeding the fascists I keep chained in the back yard.

You may now kiss my toe.