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Old 04-12-2009, 03:15 PM   #1
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Woody Harrelson is off his meds

clearly.

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"With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," he said.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movi...bie/index.html
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Old 04-12-2009, 03:52 PM   #2
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I hope the judge throws that paparazzi asshole in jail for falsely impersonating a zombie.
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Old 04-12-2009, 04:01 PM   #3
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FYI, Mr. Harrelson's father is an alleged contract killer serving time in Supermax. He's also alleged to have been in town during the Kennedy assassination, one of three 'tramps' found hiding after the assassination.

Actually, the case that landed him in prison didn't have a lot of hard evidence.
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Old 04-12-2009, 04:09 PM   #4
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clearly.
Yeah, he used "who" where it should've been "whom." WTF was he smoking???
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Old 04-12-2009, 04:11 PM   #5
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I guess white men CAN jump.
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Old 04-12-2009, 04:40 PM   #6
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Nothing more than a pulicity stunt for his upcoming movie under the assumption that there is no such thing as bad publicity.
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Old 04-12-2009, 04:46 PM   #7
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FYI, Mr. Harrelson's father is an alleged contract killer serving time in Supermax. He's also alleged to have been in town during the Kennedy assassination, one of three 'tramps' found hiding after the assassination.
Was, not is. You didn't notice from your own cite that the man is dead? Been dead since 2007.
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Old 04-12-2009, 05:36 PM   #8
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Was, not is. You didn't notice from your own cite that the man is dead? Been dead since 2007.
Yes, but it's the alleged part that throws me. If a person is dead but the allegation(s) against them have not been resolved.....

You're probably right that I should have stuck with was.
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Old 04-12-2009, 05:47 PM   #9
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He "can't hear Jimmy".
Excellent actor tho.... I loved him in "Anger Management". He was the spark on 'Cheers' for me. Very diverse.
'Play it to the Bone' was his best work, IMO.
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Old 04-12-2009, 07:44 PM   #10
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He's awesome... I've loved him in everything. "A moment of realization is worth a thousand prayers".
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Old 04-12-2009, 08:08 PM   #11
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Have you seen Transsiberian? He really does have quite a range.
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Old 04-12-2009, 09:16 PM   #12
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um. but. er. . . zombies?
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Old 04-12-2009, 09:22 PM   #13
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It is pretty funny!

From your link:

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"I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.
Still, the guy was telling Woody "this is assault man" and followed him for four more minutes, and the paparazzo is on the phone:
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"I'm being chased by Woody Harrelson while I'm talking to you," the photographer says as he talks to an unidentified person on a cell phone.
Worse than zombies! Zombies move very slowly. Or they used to. Zombies may have some energy drink thing these days. :p
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Old 04-12-2009, 09:29 PM   #14
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heh.
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Old 04-12-2009, 09:54 PM   #15
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zombie paparrazis are a pretty frightening thought, alright.
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