Dec 11, 2008: I Was Warned

xoxoxoBruce · 12-11-2008, 02:18 AM

I was warned in a round about way.

Mom never said anything, of course.

And Pop never said anything either.

But I heard it...

on the school bus...

on the playground...

in the locker room at school...

But they only said hairy palms!

Honestly... palms, that's all!

Nothing like this, ever.

I never gave it much credence, really.

Thought it was just an old wives tail.

You know, to keep us guys in line.

A baby Panda?!

Oh, for cryin' out loud... nevermind

SPUCK · 12-11-2008, 03:02 AM

That's where penises come from??!

sweetwater · 12-11-2008, 04:11 AM

Panda? Isn't that the creature that "eats shoots and leaves"? Wait - eats?

el fantastico · 12-11-2008, 08:33 AM

almost looks like a little cactus. (perhaps that is worse?)

and tell me, is that baby panda pooping on that person's hand?

Shawnee123 · 12-11-2008, 08:42 AM

Everybody poops. Even penis-shaped petite pandas.

lookout123 · 12-11-2008, 10:02 AM

Awesome choice Bruce... but it's not Friday.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-11-2008, 10:07 AM

I didn't want to be a dick about it.

Gravdigr · 12-11-2008, 04:15 PM

HOLY SHIT!!! I've got a baby panda in my pants!!!!

Leokins · 12-11-2008, 05:20 PM

no wonder girls love pandas so much...

Elspode · 12-13-2008, 10:14 AM

Strange. An IOTD about an animal, and no one has mentioned eating it. Interesting psychological ramification or mere coincidence?

Sundae · 12-13-2008, 02:40 PM

Or perhaps because it looks like something that has been in the bottom of the fruit bowl for too long...

ZenGum · 12-13-2008, 06:32 PM

Or perhaps because Sheldon hasn't posted here yet?

Chaps, if that were yours, would you :
(a) shave it
(b) wax it
(c) comb it neatly
(d) get a penis-mohawk and wave it about proudly?

Gravdigr · 12-25-2008, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Or perhaps because Sheldon hasn't posted here yet?

Chaps, if that were yours, would you :
(a) shave it
(b) wax it
(c) comb it neatly
(d) get a penis-mohawk and wave it about proudly?

I'd walk around w/no pants and a frame hanging around it!!

12-11-2008, 02:18 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Dec 11, 2008: I Was Warned I was warned in a round about way. Mom never said anything, of course. And Pop never said anything either. But I heard it... on the school bus... on the playground... in the locker room at school... But they only said hairy palms! Honestly... palms, that's all! Nothing like this, ever. I never gave it much credence, really. Thought it was just an old wives tail. You know, to keep us guys in line. A baby Panda?! Oh, for cryin' out loud... nevermind __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-11-2008, 04:11 AM	#3
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	Panda? Isn't that the creature that "eats shoots and leaves"? Wait - eats? __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

12-11-2008, 08:42 AM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Everybody poops. Even penis-shaped petite pandas. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-11-2008, 10:02 AM	#6
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Awesome choice Bruce... but it's not Friday. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-11-2008, 10:07 AM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I didn't want to be a dick about it. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-11-2008, 03:02 AM	#2
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	That's where penises come from??!

12-11-2008, 08:33 AM	#4
el fantastico golly, he's neat... Join Date: May 2008 Location: midwestern u.s., surrounded by corn and cows Posts: 23	almost looks like a little cactus. (perhaps that is worse?) and tell me, is that baby panda pooping on that person's hand?

12-11-2008, 04:15 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	HOLY SHIT!!! I've got a baby panda in my pants!!!! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-11-2008, 05:20 PM	#9
Leokins Civil Civilian Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 34	no wonder girls love pandas so much...

12-13-2008, 10:14 AM	#10
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Strange. An IOTD about an animal, and no one has mentioned eating it. Interesting psychological ramification or mere coincidence? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-13-2008, 02:40 PM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Or perhaps because it looks like something that has been in the bottom of the fruit bowl for too long...

12-13-2008, 06:32 PM	#12
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Or perhaps because Sheldon hasn't posted here yet? Chaps, if that were yours, would you : (a) shave it (b) wax it (c) comb it neatly (d) get a penis-mohawk and wave it about proudly? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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