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02-06-2008, 01:22 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Valentine's Day for guys
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day.' Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town, the name of the holiday explains it all. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
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02-06-2008, 02:01 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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You're a wise man, TheMerc. I love this idea!
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02-06-2008, 02:31 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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Location: New Mexico
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Completely changed post!
New angle: No, this day (Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day) needs to be paired with... "Ungrateful Bastard that gets a bunch of ass on Valentine's day because of trivial little self-serving gifts, and doesn't even remember the blow job and steak he got on valentines day, Day." I like that day- we should celebrate that. It has a snappy ring to it...Pick a day..I would suggest Feb. 16.
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02-06-2008, 03:50 PM
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Master Dwellar
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Let's not forget "suck my dick to make me hard then take it up the ass" day.
In case you're wondering, it's Fridays. :-)
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02-06-2008, 04:53 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
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Poor man. You've been missing out all this time. You really should talk to your wife about that. 
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02-06-2008, 08:11 PM
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I can hear my ears
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i don't really like the shut the fuck up part. i'm all for steak and BJ's, though.
I'm not sure limiting that to one day of the year really works for me, though. I mean, if you designate a particular day for those things, the women will think they maybe shouldn't do it the rest of the year, ...so that one day is special. after further review, I'm going to vote nay.
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02-06-2008, 08:24 PM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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pick out something from here for her and you MIGHT just get a steak and blowjob day ,
http://www.knickerpicker.com/dressing-room.asp
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02-06-2008, 09:49 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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In Japan, Valentine's Day is for the men: women are supposed to give men chocolates, end of gift-giving. Then they have a separate holiday called White Day, on March 14, when the men return the favor. Of course white chocolate is a very common gift for White Day, but whatever the item, it must be remembered that
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02-06-2008, 10:45 PM
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Franklin Pierce
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Location: Minnesota
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March 20th? I thought it was March 14th, a full month after Valentine's day?
I'll just tell one girl its on the 14th and another its on the 20th and it will be all good.
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02-07-2008, 03:49 AM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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No worrys. One day all the Ungrateful Bastards will be old and think that having icecream spoon fed to them is romantic.
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02-07-2008, 04:21 AM
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Elite Elitist
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My girlfriend and I celebrate Steak and BJ day
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02-07-2008, 04:59 PM
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Encroaching on your decrees
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