Lube Girl strikes again!

Cloud · 12-07-2007, 09:49 AM

so . . . I got a new bottle of lube. My favorite, Millenium ID Glide.

Yay!

But I spilled almost the whole damn thing.

Boo!

So I ordered another bottle, online.

Yay!

I opened the package.

WHOA!

Instead of the nice, discreet little 2.5 oz bottle I had been getting -- I got the 8.5 oz bottle instead!

Whoa momma! It's like Giantess Size!

A little bit of this stuff goes a LONG way, ya know? I mean, you only need a few drops.

I'll be using this bottle up for 5 years!

Unless I get realllllly lucky!

TheMercenary · 12-07-2007, 10:23 AM

I hope you get lucky!

We like Wet Platinum or JO, good stuff.

12-07-2007, 09:49 AM	#1
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Lube Girl strikes again! so . . . I got a new bottle of lube. My favorite, Millenium ID Glide. Yay! But I spilled almost the whole damn thing. Boo! So I ordered another bottle, online. Yay! I opened the package. WHOA! Instead of the nice, discreet little 2.5 oz bottle I had been getting -- I got the 8.5 oz bottle instead! Whoa momma! It's like Giantess Size! A little bit of this stuff goes a LONG way, ya know? I mean, you only need a few drops. I'll be using this bottle up for 5 years! Unless I get realllllly lucky! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

12-07-2007, 10:23 AM	#2
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I hope you get lucky! We like Wet Platinum or JO, good stuff. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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