If the Cellar were a Mills and Boon Romance...

Aliantha · 10-26-2007, 05:31 AM

... who would your lover be?

This comes up after a discussion between Zengum and I in one of the other threads which was about the way people in those books seem like they don't like each other and then they end up madly in love.

Sooo....

Who would your Cellar lover be?

DucksNuts · 10-26-2007, 05:54 AM

Hmmmm

tw would be shagging everyone wouldnt he??

You would spit roasted between Bruce and LJ

I'd have shagged everyone by chapter 2, fallen in love with Lookout, realised he would never feel the same, got tarted up and drunk, tried to make him jealous by letting toggie bend me over the pool table (something moodle wouldnt ever do)....then run off with Bri, Shawnee and SG to make lesbian porn movies, and we would all be millionaires and have a series of real dolls fashioned after us.

The End

Aliantha · 10-26-2007, 05:55 AM

hey...that's not in the m&b formula!

sounds like fun though. Can I cum?

DucksNuts · 10-26-2007, 06:01 AM

well, if you like lesbian porn....you might...or if you let dazza watch em and hes like lesbian porn...you both might

Aliantha · 10-26-2007, 06:02 AM

Well...I like leso porn and so does he. I think we should have a threesum.

DucksNuts · 10-26-2007, 06:10 AM

Yeahhhh, lets do that

Aliantha · 10-26-2007, 06:12 AM

Hmmmm...I'll put it to him and see what he says.

jester · 10-26-2007, 09:09 AM

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www.sensualvenus.com

www.theeroticwoman.com

some really great reads, includes everything - free

Shawnee123 · 10-26-2007, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

then run off with Bri, Shawnee and SG to make lesbian porn movies, and we would all be millionaires and have a series of real dolls fashioned after us.

The End

Hey, I'm not from the Island of Lesbos!

Wait, on second thought, HOW much money do we stand to make? I can be bought! :p

lookout123 · 10-26-2007, 10:43 AM

now wait just a damn minute, i want back in the mix.

Shawnee123 · 10-26-2007, 10:54 AM

You can be the man we spurn then make watch.

lookout123 · 10-26-2007, 10:58 AM

forget it then. i'll just have to see if i can recruit my own harem for some debauchery.

Sundae · 10-26-2007, 11:21 AM

Now we do seem to be off the topic of Mills & Boon a little!
I'm not currently up to being the herione, so I will be the work colleague the heroine talks to, and who persuades her to give the hero another chance in the penultimate chapter.

Ah but who to cast, who to cast... None of my personal favourites could be the hero or I'd be jealous, and I have to be the Maid of Honour at the resulting wedding. Hmmmmm. And I'd need a single hero/ heroine so many of the usual suspects are out. I'll have to think on this one!

Cicero · 10-26-2007, 12:38 PM

I'm feeling a little left out here. The people that hate my guts never exude any sexual tension.......

This just makes me the supportive friend of the main character that dissolves once the action starts heating up, and isn't seen until the end, just smiling and waving at the happiness of others at the church.

Then again....that's exactly how I met my husband....that was awesome.

DucksNuts · 10-26-2007, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123

now wait just a damn minute, i want back in the mix.

Oh please, Im so not your type and you are so mine. Its a match made in hell.

Well, we could just have sex? when I wasnt sleeping with women to keep you in the life you want to become accustomed too.

10-26-2007, 05:31 AM	#1
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	If the Cellar were a Mills and Boon Romance... ... who would your lover be? This comes up after a discussion between Zengum and I in one of the other threads which was about the way people in those books seem like they don't like each other and then they end up madly in love. Sooo.... Who would your Cellar lover be? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-26-2007, 05:55 AM	#3
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	hey...that's not in the m&b formula! sounds like fun though. Can I cum? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-26-2007, 06:02 AM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Well...I like leso porn and so does he. I think we should have a threesum. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-26-2007, 06:12 AM	#7
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Hmmmm...I'll put it to him and see what he says. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-26-2007, 10:43 AM	#10
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	now wait just a damn minute, i want back in the mix. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-26-2007, 05:54 AM	#2
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Hmmmm tw would be shagging everyone wouldnt he?? You would spit roasted between Bruce and LJ I'd have shagged everyone by chapter 2, fallen in love with Lookout, realised he would never feel the same, got tarted up and drunk, tried to make him jealous by letting toggie bend me over the pool table (something moodle wouldnt ever do)....then run off with Bri, Shawnee and SG to make lesbian porn movies, and we would all be millionaires and have a series of real dolls fashioned after us. The End

10-26-2007, 06:01 AM	#4
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	well, if you like lesbian porn....you might...or if you let dazza watch em and hes like lesbian porn...you both might

10-26-2007, 06:10 AM	#6
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Yeahhhh, lets do that

10-26-2007, 09:09 AM	#8
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	I have them as one of my favorites, I've read all the "free reads". If you haven't seen this one yet - you should try these two www.sensualvenus.com www.theeroticwoman.com some really great reads, includes everything - free

10-26-2007, 10:54 AM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	You can be the man we spurn then make watch.

10-26-2007, 10:58 AM	#12
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	forget it then. i'll just have to see if i can recruit my own harem for some debauchery. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-26-2007, 11:21 AM	#13
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Now we do seem to be off the topic of Mills & Boon a little! I'm not currently up to being the herione, so I will be the work colleague the heroine talks to, and who persuades her to give the hero another chance in the penultimate chapter. Ah but who to cast, who to cast... None of my personal favourites could be the hero or I'd be jealous, and I have to be the Maid of Honour at the resulting wedding. Hmmmmm. And I'd need a single hero/ heroine so many of the usual suspects are out. I'll have to think on this one! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-26-2007, 12:38 PM	#14
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I'm feeling a little left out here. The people that hate my guts never exude any sexual tension....... This just makes me the supportive friend of the main character that dissolves once the action starts heating up, and isn't seen until the end, just smiling and waving at the happiness of others at the church. Then again....that's exactly how I met my husband....that was awesome. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

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