8 Targets in Prison Masturbation Cases

08-09-2007, 12:36 AM

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Updated: A Florida inmate convicted this week of masturbating while alone in his jail cell is reportedly only one of eight targets—along with state taxpayers—of what a Miami Herald columnist describes as "a spectacular case of selective prosecution."

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'It was very vulgar. Very indecent,'' the deputy testified, describing the new crime of which Alexander has now been convicted, the column concludes.

Pigs.

Aliantha · 08-09-2007, 04:08 AM

So you're not allowed to masturbate in jail, but it's ok to butt fuck an unwilling partner?

Very interesting.

yesman065 · 08-09-2007, 07:28 AM

Perhaps female guards don't belong in male prisons -

smurfalicious · 08-09-2007, 08:13 AM

Masturbation is a sinful selfish act that causes blindness and should be outlawed.

Buttfucking is only a sin. It has no consequences. Other than the occasional HIV.

Shawnee123 · 08-09-2007, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by smurfalicious

Masturbation is a sinful selfish act that causes blindness and should be outlawed.

Buttfucking is only a sin. It has no consequences. Other than the occasional HIV.

What would Gannet do?

Cloud · 08-09-2007, 09:25 AM

boggles.the.mind.

smurfalicious · 08-09-2007, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

What would Gannet do?

Get on his knees.

And pray, of course.

Shawnee123 · 08-09-2007, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by smurfalicious

Masturbation is a sinful selfish act that causes blindness and should be outlawed.

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Dammit, I wish I could read this. I'm sure it's important, but it's so blurry!

smurfalicious · 08-09-2007, 09:39 AM

more important than the buttfucking, apparently

Rexmons · 08-09-2007, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by smurfalicious

Masturbation is a sinful selfish act that causes blindness and should be outlawed.

and don't forget it gets the hair on your palms all matted up too.

yesman065 · 08-09-2007, 12:26 PM

Sinners - all of you - going straight to hell you are!

yesman065 · 08-09-2007, 12:27 PM

Save me a seat wouldja?

Shawnee123 · 08-09-2007, 12:27 PM

I will be satan's girlfriend, so my room will be way far away from yours. Plus I'll get ice cubes. And cable.

wolf · 08-09-2007, 01:25 PM

Since I'm probably one of the few people here who have watched the crazy guy masturbating channel with any regularity ...

There's masturbating, and then there's masturbating. Everybody in that setting knows where the cameras are, and how to engage in, um, private activities. Without seeing the tapes, I suspect that the inmate engaged in a performance for the camera as much as for his own pleasure.

This would be a bigger story if the guard had been observing the inmate directly, rather than just on the camera system. More opportunity for harassing language from the inmate to the guard, for example.

And don't forget, in a prison environment, semen is a missile weapon.

The criminal suit may be the stepping stone for the guard to sue for damages against the prison, because certainly the inmate hasn't got squat.

08-09-2007, 04:30 PM

There are 8 of them.

08-09-2007, 04:08 AM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	So you're not allowed to masturbate in jail, but it's ok to butt fuck an unwilling partner? Very interesting. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-09-2007, 08:13 AM	#4
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	Masturbation is a sinful selfish act that causes blindness and should be outlawed. Buttfucking is only a sin. It has no consequences. Other than the occasional HIV. __________________

08-09-2007, 09:25 AM	#6
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	boggles.the.mind. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

08-09-2007, 09:39 AM	#9
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	more important than the buttfucking, apparently __________________

08-09-2007, 12:27 PM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I will be satan's girlfriend, so my room will be way far away from yours. Plus I'll get ice cubes. And cable. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-09-2007, 07:28 AM	#3
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	Perhaps female guards don't belong in male prisons -

08-09-2007, 12:26 PM	#11
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	Sinners - all of you - going straight to hell you are!

08-09-2007, 01:25 PM	#14
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Since I'm probably one of the few people here who have watched the crazy guy masturbating channel with any regularity ... There's masturbating, and then there's masturbating. Everybody in that setting knows where the cameras are, and how to engage in, um, private activities. Without seeing the tapes, I suspect that the inmate engaged in a performance for the camera as much as for his own pleasure. This would be a bigger story if the guard had been observing the inmate directly, rather than just on the camera system. More opportunity for harassing language from the inmate to the guard, for example. And don't forget, in a prison environment, semen is a missile weapon. The criminal suit may be the stepping stone for the guard to sue for damages against the prison, because certainly the inmate hasn't got squat. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-09-2007, 04:30 PM	#15
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	There are 8 of them.

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