So . . . any legal professionals here?

Cloud · 05-04-2007, 01:11 PM

After you all have gotten through calling all lawyers scumbags, I just wondered if there were any lawyers, legal secretaries, paralegals, judges, etc. here.

Besides me, of course.

glatt · 05-04-2007, 02:33 PM

There are a few of us. I'm a legal assistant who is in management now. I help run a department of ~100 legal assistants for a big patent firm.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-04-2007, 02:46 PM

Legal assistants? They're the ones that do the work but don't make the money, aren't they?

glatt · 05-04-2007, 03:29 PM

Something like that.

The truth is the associates work their asses off trying to make partner. They probably work the most.

But yes, legal assistants work hard and aren't paid as much as those with the degrees and bar membership.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-04-2007, 03:32 PM

Who does the looking up in the law library, the associates or assistants... or is that the clerks?

Cloud · 05-04-2007, 03:42 PM

Sure, but legal assistants also don't have to work the hours that attorneys do. I, for one, am glad.

05-04-2007, 03:50 PM

Lawyers are what make, and keep, us civilized. Without them we are just animals shooting each other in the street.
I find those that complain about them VERY humorous. They cannot know how much the law does for us every day in every aspect of our lives.

glatt · 05-04-2007, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Who does the looking up in the law library, the associates or assistants... or is that the clerks?

Varies from firm to firm and by type of law practiced. In my firm, the student associates and associates do most of the legal research, and the legal assistants come behind them and proof what they have done to make sure there are no obvious mistakes.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-04-2007, 04:00 PM

Yes, let us give thanks for lawyers that keep everything running smoothly..... except the ones that operate the insurance and medical industries.

Cloud · 05-04-2007, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

There are a few of us. I'm a legal assistant who is in management now. I help run a department of ~100 legal assistants for a big patent firm.

glatt: I'm very impressed. That's an important and responsible position. Beaucoup bucks, too!

Just so you guys know, I am a paralegal. The term "legal assistant" is going out of style. I have been in the legal support business for 20 years, am a certified professional legal secretary and a certified paralegal.

I have always worked for small firms in general or boutique practice, so I'm a do-it-all kind of gal. I also teach a franchise paralegal course, which I love to do (even though the course itself has a few . . . problems). I have also prepared and presented seminars on legal support staff ethics. "Attorney ethics" means something a little different to me than it might to the general public.

Oh! and I went to the Supreme Court!

We lost though--the opinion came down this week. Doesn't matter (to me--to the client it does)--it will always be an experience I cherish.

glatt · 05-04-2007, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

glatt: I'm very impressed. That's an important and responsible position. Beaucoup bucks, too!

LOL @ Beaucoup bucks comment!

I help run the department. There's the director of the department (my boss), her secretary, me, and my secretary (who I share with like 4 other people.) But yeah, it's a decent job. I get to do a variety of things. Lots of interviewing and bringing in temps/contract attorneys lately.

tw · 05-04-2007, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

Oh! and I went to the Supreme Court!

Describe that. Not the stuff they report in news interviews. What really goes on in peripherals? What do you see and smell? What did you not expect?

wolf · 05-05-2007, 02:15 PM

I have powers equivalent to those of a Judge of the Court of Common Pleas of the Commonwealth, and a very narrow area of legal expertise. Does that count?

05-06-2007, 02:07 AM

I will give thanks to both insurance and medical lawyers.
Make sure if you are griping about them, to never use one under any circumstances.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-06-2007, 11:55 AM

Use them? They are running the Insurance and Medical industries. The Insurance lawyers are dictating to Doctors how patients can be treated, what procedures can and cannot be used and what drugs may and may not (sometimes must) be prescribed.

05-04-2007, 01:11 PM	#1
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	So . . . any legal professionals here? After you all have gotten through calling all lawyers scumbags, I just wondered if there were any lawyers, legal secretaries, paralegals, judges, etc. here. Besides me, of course. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-04-2007, 02:46 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Legal assistants? They're the ones that do the work but don't make the money, aren't they? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-04-2007, 03:32 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Who does the looking up in the law library, the associates or assistants... or is that the clerks? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-04-2007, 03:42 PM	#6
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Sure, but legal assistants also don't have to work the hours that attorneys do. I, for one, am glad. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-04-2007, 04:00 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yes, let us give thanks for lawyers that keep everything running smoothly..... except the ones that operate the insurance and medical industries. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-04-2007, 02:33 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	There are a few of us. I'm a legal assistant who is in management now. I help run a department of ~100 legal assistants for a big patent firm.

05-04-2007, 03:29 PM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Something like that. The truth is the associates work their asses off trying to make partner. They probably work the most. But yes, legal assistants work hard and aren't paid as much as those with the degrees and bar membership.

05-04-2007, 03:50 PM	#7
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Lawyers are what make, and keep, us civilized. Without them we are just animals shooting each other in the street. I find those that complain about them VERY humorous. They cannot know how much the law does for us every day in every aspect of our lives.

05-05-2007, 02:15 PM	#13
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I have powers equivalent to those of a Judge of the Court of Common Pleas of the Commonwealth, and a very narrow area of legal expertise. Does that count? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-06-2007, 02:07 AM	#14
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	I will give thanks to both insurance and medical lawyers. Make sure if you are griping about them, to never use one under any circumstances.

05-06-2007, 11:55 AM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Use them? They are running the Insurance and Medical industries. The Insurance lawyers are dictating to Doctors how patients can be treated, what procedures can and cannot be used and what drugs may and may not (sometimes must) be prescribed. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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