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Old 03-12-2007, 09:54 PM   #1
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"I be concubining."

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During court proceedings charging Rickey Lackey with attempted theft, Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge Melba Marsh asked Lackey how many children he had.

Lackey's response: “None, but I have six on the way."

That prompted Marsh to ask Lackey, 25, if he was marrying a woman with six kids.

“No, I be concubining," Lackey responded, meaning he lives with women he is not married to.
From FoxNews.

I think this is the first time I've ever seen "concubine" used as a verb.
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Old 03-12-2007, 11:30 PM   #2
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I concubine.

You concubine.

He, she, or it concubines.

We concubine.

You concubine.

They concubine.
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Old 03-13-2007, 02:20 AM   #3
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well.. I suppose you'd have to look at it in the 'ebonics' vernacular I be concubining would be correct... wrong in my book, but.. eh? I don't have to talk that way.

I be = I am in that condition or state (of) ie. I be Illin' or I am not feeling/doing well (then again I guess that depends on the region)

anywhoo! still i'd rather hear that than aks or axe atleast it's trying to be multisyllabic.
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Old 03-13-2007, 06:06 AM   #4
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or if you live closer to Hazleton

concubino
concubines
concubine
concubinamos
concubineis
concubinen

This reply in no way endorses racist legislation.
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Old 03-13-2007, 06:37 AM   #5
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Sometimes, I just don't whether to laugh or cry.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 03-13-2007, 09:11 AM   #6
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concubino
concubines
concubine
concubinamos
concubineis
concubinen
Sure it isn't an "o" to "ue" stem changing verb?
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Old 03-13-2007, 09:20 AM   #7
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Not sure who is the dumb one. The idiot with 6 kids on the way getting caught stealing or the 6 women who would actually have child with this pig of a human.
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Old 03-13-2007, 09:22 AM   #8
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Not sure who is the dumb one. The idiot with 6 kids on the way getting caught stealing or the 6 women who would actually have child with this pig of a human.
Yeah, those kids don't have much of a chance. I swear they need to sterilize some of these idiots. In 15 years they'll be robbing my ass.

Edit: Just realized they're in Ohio...figures.
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Old 03-13-2007, 10:00 AM   #9
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Sure it isn't an "o" to "ue" stem changing verb?
I'll take your word for it.
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Old 03-13-2007, 10:12 AM   #10
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im in ur fambly rm concubinin up ur hoz
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Old 03-13-2007, 05:11 PM   #11
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Lackey, a music producer who told Marsh he was on the cusp of a $2 million deal that would net him $300,000 upfront, was convicted Friday on a reduced charge of attempted theft.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll be rich, tomorrow, it's only a day away.
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Old 03-14-2007, 01:00 PM   #12
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initiative_omega@yahoo.com"Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is near."

Jesus declared, "I tell you the truth, no one can see the kingdom of God unless he is born again."

4"How can a man be born when he is old?" Nicodemus asked. "Surely he cannot enter a second time into his mother's womb to be born!"

5Jesus answered, "I tell you the truth, no one can enter the kingdom of God unless he is born of water and the Spirit. 6Flesh gives birth to flesh, but the Spirit gives birth to spirit. 7You should not be surprised at my saying, 'You must be born again.' 8The wind blows wherever it pleases. You hear its sound, but you cannot tell where it comes from or where it is going. So it is with everyone born of the Spirit."
16"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. 18Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God's one and only Son.[
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Old 03-14-2007, 01:00 PM   #13
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Can somebody get this nutjob banned?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 03-14-2007, 01:04 PM   #14
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"Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is near."

Sorry, I can't repent. I'm not finished penting the first time yet.
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Old 03-14-2007, 01:06 PM   #15
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"God Loves You"

Bullshit. If there is a god, I can tell you with certainty he doesnt' give a flying rat's ass about me. There, now strike me and send me to hell so I can have some fucking peace.
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