You Park Like an A-hole!

TheMercenary · 10-11-2007, 07:55 PM

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

Check out the gallery. Besure and print out some fake tickets to make your point.

Aliantha · 10-11-2007, 08:00 PM

Yep, some people are fucking hopeless. They shit me to tears.

Urbane Guerrilla · 10-11-2007, 08:50 PM

Include a check box that says "And you've done this more than once around here -- you're fucking hopeless. Rude, too."

dar512 · 10-11-2007, 09:32 PM

Must be going around. I ran across badparking.org recently too.

SteveDallas · 10-11-2007, 10:13 PM

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**NOTE: youparklikeanasshole.com does not support
making the notices provided into stickers in the intent
to adhere said notices onto offending assholes.**

lumberjim · 10-11-2007, 11:22 PM

so...you're supposed to print and carry these things around with you? Is there a keep your fucking litter off of my windshield dot com website?

10-12-2007, 12:08 AM

There is one for wheelchair parking where you take a photo of them (like with your phone, etc) and the site posts them publicly and sends the pic to their local police department.
From what I understand the police response has been picking-up.
There are also "tickets" for you to print-out to put under their wiper.
The worst for me are the dick-heads that park in the loading area next to my van so my ramp can't open and let me into it.
The bag people that stack a ton of carts in there are just as bad also.

I'm to the point now to where I am about to "just not see the car there"... my ramp is 1/4" steel and hydraulic, oops.

Sundae · 10-12-2007, 09:50 AM

I'm glad I moved away from Leicester before I saw this site.
Impolite parking makes me froth at the mouth and Leicester seemed to be having a 5 year long festival of it.

Hmmm, I wonder if London is really that much better, or whether it's the fact I am back on my meds

ZenGum · 10-12-2007, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage

I'm to the point now to where I am about to "just not see the car there"... my ramp is 1/4" steel and hydraulic, oops.

I wonder why (and if) you haven't done that already.

I also wonder, if they took you to court, and you counter sued for damage to your ramp ... what would the law say?

Wanna be the test case?

Also RK, I'm still wondering if tasers work on bears. You being in Florida, bears might be a bit scarce, but I'm also curious to know if they work on gators. Just in case, you know... Wanna try it for me and let me know?

jinx · 10-12-2007, 10:55 AM

The hate mail is pretty funny - apparently these things always get put on innocent people's cars (although I do tend to think think there's a difference between a bad park job and true asshole move.)

10-12-2007, 03:50 PM

Please enlighten me as to the difference between a bad parking job and an asshole move?
If you choose to drive like shit, you are an asshole.

theotherguy · 10-12-2007, 03:52 PM

I have put these on a few cars. Usually as a joke to someone I know.

10-12-2007, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

I wonder why (and if) you haven't done that already.

I also wonder, if they took you to court, and you counter sued for damage to your ramp ... what would the law say?

Wanna be the test case?

Also RK, I'm still wondering if tasers work on bears. You being in Florida, bears might be a bit scarce, but I'm also curious to know if they work on gators. Just in case, you know... Wanna try it for me and let me know?

Taser... their hair and skin are too thick. Pepper spray works. Gators... no way, guns hardly work on them.

It would not damage my ramp at all, it is built to hit concrete constantly.
I did not see their car, it was parked in a loading zone... sue me for what?
Why have I not done it yet? Not sick of it enough yet... but I'm getting there.
Went to Cypress Gardens recently for a graduation and there were two dozen disabled parking spots. Not one person had a disabled tag who was in the spot and every loading zone was full.
I am now to the point where I am taking photos of the cars with my phone and uploading them to the site and calling the cops on them and if they block me in from now on... I may just not see them. I am done.
I used to make excuses... there are NONE. It is always intentional and their choosing to say that their convenience is more important than someone else's safety and suffering.

Flint · 10-12-2007, 04:24 PM

My gripe is not as good as yours, but I'll say it again: why don't they have pregnant parking anymore? For instance, Tom Thumb used to have the "Stork Club" parking, now they have 15 minute parking for Starbucks customers. Directly in front of the store - closer than the handicapped spots.

There's a Starbucks inside the Tom Thumb, but (hilariously) there's another standalone Starbucks right out in front of the Tom Thumb, about fifty yards away. With it's very own Starbucks parking lot.

Anyway, my pregnant wife (third trimester and carrying a 1yo in her arms) either has to waddle across the parking lot, through traffic, or park "illegally" in the special Starbucks parking spots. Guess where she parks.

Oh, and also Tom Thumb doesn't have a changing table in their bathrooms. And this is the fancy (expensive) store.

10-12-2007, 04:39 PM

Our local Wal-Mart still has pregnant parking.

10-11-2007, 07:55 PM	#1
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	You Park Like an A-hole! http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/ Check out the gallery. Besure and print out some fake tickets to make your point. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

10-11-2007, 08:00 PM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Yep, some people are fucking hopeless. They shit me to tears. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-11-2007, 08:50 PM	#3
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Include a check box that says "And you've done this more than once around here -- you're fucking hopeless. Rude, too." __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

10-11-2007, 09:32 PM	#4
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Must be going around. I ran across badparking.org recently too. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

10-11-2007, 11:22 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	so...you're supposed to print and carry these things around with you? Is there a keep your fucking litter off of my windshield dot com website? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-12-2007, 12:08 AM	#7
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	There is one for wheelchair parking where you take a photo of them (like with your phone, etc) and the site posts them publicly and sends the pic to their local police department. From what I understand the police response has been picking-up. There are also "tickets" for you to print-out to put under their wiper. The worst for me are the dick-heads that park in the loading area next to my van so my ramp can't open and let me into it. The bag people that stack a ton of carts in there are just as bad also. I'm to the point now to where I am about to "just not see the car there"... my ramp is 1/4" steel and hydraulic, oops.

10-12-2007, 09:50 AM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'm glad I moved away from Leicester before I saw this site. Impolite parking makes me froth at the mouth and Leicester seemed to be having a 5 year long festival of it. Hmmm, I wonder if London is really that much better, or whether it's the fact I am back on my meds __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-12-2007, 10:55 AM	#10
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	The hate mail is pretty funny - apparently these things always get put on innocent people's cars (although I do tend to think think there's a difference between a bad park job and true asshole move.) __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

10-12-2007, 03:50 PM	#11
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Please enlighten me as to the difference between a bad parking job and an asshole move? If you choose to drive like shit, you are an asshole.

10-12-2007, 03:52 PM	#12
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	I have put these on a few cars. Usually as a joke to someone I know. __________________ I should be working.

10-12-2007, 04:24 PM	#14
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	My gripe is not as good as yours, but I'll say it again: why don't they have pregnant parking anymore? For instance, Tom Thumb used to have the "Stork Club" parking, now they have 15 minute parking for Starbucks customers. Directly in front of the store - closer than the handicapped spots. There's a Starbucks inside the Tom Thumb, but (hilariously) there's another standalone Starbucks right out in front of the Tom Thumb, about fifty yards away. With it's very own Starbucks parking lot. Anyway, my pregnant wife (third trimester and carrying a 1yo in her arms) either has to waddle across the parking lot, through traffic, or park "illegally" in the special Starbucks parking spots. Guess where she parks. Oh, and also Tom Thumb doesn't have a changing table in their bathrooms. And this is the fancy (expensive) store. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-12-2007, 04:39 PM	#15
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Our local Wal-Mart still has pregnant parking.

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