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Old 01-08-2015, 03:46 AM   #1
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Our God

Our God is so pathetic that we have to kill people for It. It doesn't know how. So we do God's work.
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Old 01-08-2015, 06:49 AM   #2
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A small god for small people.

Je Suis Charlie
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Old 01-08-2015, 09:30 AM   #3
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Or God
Is a very very very fine God
With 2 cats in the yard
Life used to be so hard.
Now everything is easy cuz of you.
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Old 01-08-2015, 12:07 PM   #4
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Must be. I said god damn people, and he did.
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Old 01-08-2015, 02:24 PM   #5
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Our God is so pathetic that we have to kill people for It. It doesn't know how. So we do God's work.
No. That's your god.

My God is an awesome God.

No one on this planet is killing people for God.

They may think they are...
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Old 01-08-2015, 06:26 PM   #6
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Our God?


You got a mouse in your pocket?
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Old 01-08-2015, 08:59 PM   #7
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No. That's your god.
You are easily decieved, grassshopper, by false prophets. The force is strong. Go with the force. Impose your god's will. Do unto others as he cannot do. As was decreed by the Founders. May the Lord be with you.
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Old 01-10-2015, 11:31 AM   #8
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Kiss my ass.
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Old 01-10-2015, 04:10 PM   #9
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Whose god???

There are SO many of them!

Its all about someone's god being better than someone else's god. Just stop the nonsense altogether. Please. Just take god out of the equation.
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Old 01-10-2015, 04:20 PM   #10
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Enjoy hell. I hear it's cozy warm.
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Old 01-11-2015, 08:40 AM   #11
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Old 01-11-2015, 09:09 AM   #12
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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then He is not omnipotent. Is He able, but not willing? Then He is malevolent. Is He both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is He neither able nor willing? Then why call Him God?

Epicurus (c. 341 - c. 270 BC)
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Old 01-11-2015, 09:22 AM   #13
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The question is who defines evil? A toddler thinks it's evil when his mother doesn't let him eat ice cream for breakfast, but from our perspective we can see he is wrong. From God's perspective maybe human suffering and death aren't really as bad as we think they are, because there is more going on than we can understand with our immature little brains.
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Old 01-11-2015, 09:23 AM   #14
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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
He came to us in the form of George Burns. He told us quite simply how he works. Epicurus was too old (and dead) to hear him.
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Old 01-11-2015, 09:25 AM   #15
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Kiss my ass.
Is that what your call your head. Explains the extremism.
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