Christians going sky-...er, churchclad....

Lady Sidhe · 04-24-2004, 08:40 PM

And that's exactly what pagans who worship skyclad try to explain to the holy rollers: worship with no barriers, and no orgies. They don't believe us, so why should we believe them?*grin* First they steal worshipping skyclad, what next? And why is it ok when they do it, but not when pagans do it? Huh? Huh? HUH?

(and NO, I don't do rituals skyclad....even if I were so inclined, there are too many mosquitoes out here for me....)

Sidhe

------------ Churchgoers Bare More Than Souls --------------

Los Angeles, California - Leave it to Californians to push
Alabamans off the screens of Bizarre News readers. Enter
The Church of the Holy Body where the entire congregation
comes to mass in the nude. That's right, Pastor Lance
Reginoe tried to calm critics by stating, "We invite anyone
with a true desire to worship Christ with no reservations
to join us - but don't expect a wild sex orgy because that's
not what it's all about."

richlevy · 04-25-2004, 03:23 PM

Pastor Lance Reginoe?! Are we sure this isn't from the Onion? That article looks fishy.

Lady Sidhe · 04-25-2004, 04:02 PM

Nope, it's not from the Onion. It's from Bizarre News. I get Bizarre News AND the Onion, and it hasn't been in the Onion. Bizarre News only reports real stuff. Besides, it's CALIFORNIA....the home of the drive-through funeral homes. Does a nudie church really surprise you?

Sidhe

Lady Sidhe · 04-25-2004, 05:41 PM

Philadelphia, PA - Sister Suzanne St. Clair recently left her
religious order to become an exotic dancer. The 27 year old
ex-nun was waiting tables when approached by a night club
owner who was taken with her 38-25-36 hour glass figure. She
is now looking to get married and when interviewed said,
"One day I’ll meet Mr. Right and settle down. Then I’ll ask
God to forgive me.'

Next month Florida will be graced with the world's first
Christian nudist colony. Complete with a hotel, 500 homes,
a water-slide park and a non-denominational 'clothing
optional' church, the colony, called Natura, will be a place
for those Christians who wish to wear only what God gave
them. Co-founder Bill Martin, who's a Quaker, said, "Depend-
ing on the version of the Bible you use, there are as many
as 40 passages that refer to nudity. In Isaiah 20.2, God
tells Isaiah to go into the wilderness naked for three
years. So there's historical basis for a Christian nudist
lifestyle."

richlevy · 04-25-2004, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lady Sidhe

Next month Florida will be graced with the world's first
Christian nudist colony. Complete with a hotel, 500 homes,
a water-slide park

Nude water-sliding? Ouch.

04-24-2004, 08:40 PM	#1
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	Christians going sky-...er, churchclad.... And that's exactly what pagans who worship skyclad try to explain to the holy rollers: worship with no barriers, and no orgies. They don't believe us, so why should we believe them?grin First they steal worshipping skyclad, what next? And why is it ok when they do it, but not when pagans do it? Huh? Huh? HUH? (and NO, I don't do rituals skyclad....even if I were so inclined, there are too many mosquitoes out here for me....) Sidhe ------------ Churchgoers Bare More Than Souls -------------- Los Angeles, California - Leave it to Californians to push Alabamans off the screens of Bizarre News readers. Enter The Church of the Holy Body where the entire congregation comes to mass in the nude. That's right, Pastor Lance Reginoe tried to calm critics by stating, "We invite anyone with a true desire to worship Christ with no reservations to join us - but don't expect a wild sex orgy because that's not what it's all about." __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner

04-25-2004, 03:23 PM	#2
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Pastor Lance Reginoe?! Are we sure this isn't from the Onion? That article looks fishy. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

04-25-2004, 04:02 PM	#3
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	Nope, it's not from the Onion. It's from Bizarre News. I get Bizarre News AND the Onion, and it hasn't been in the Onion. Bizarre News only reports real stuff. Besides, it's CALIFORNIA....the home of the drive-through funeral homes. Does a nudie church really surprise you? Sidhe __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner

04-25-2004, 05:41 PM	#4
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	More.... Philadelphia, PA - Sister Suzanne St. Clair recently left her religious order to become an exotic dancer. The 27 year old ex-nun was waiting tables when approached by a night club owner who was taken with her 38-25-36 hour glass figure. She is now looking to get married and when interviewed said, "One day I’ll meet Mr. Right and settle down. Then I’ll ask God to forgive me.' Next month Florida will be graced with the world's first Christian nudist colony. Complete with a hotel, 500 homes, a water-slide park and a non-denominational 'clothing optional' church, the colony, called Natura, will be a place for those Christians who wish to wear only what God gave them. Co-founder Bill Martin, who's a Quaker, said, "Depend- ing on the version of the Bible you use, there are as many as 40 passages that refer to nudity. In Isaiah 20.2, God tells Isaiah to go into the wilderness naked for three years. So there's historical basis for a Christian nudist lifestyle." __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner

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