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Food and Drink Essential to sustain life; near the top of the hierarchy of needs |
View Poll Results: What should we call Nut Milk? | |||
Nut Juice | 2 | 50.00% | |
Puree | 0 | 0% | |
Squeezins | 1 | 25.00% | |
Dishcharge | 1 | 25.00% | |
Cider | 0 | 0% | |
Wine | 0 | 0% | |
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01-10-2016, 01:32 PM | #1 |
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What do we call Nut Milk?
What do we call it? Bruce said "Ain't seen tits on a almond or cashew". I'm gonna enter the names from the Whats for breakfast thread.
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01-10-2016, 01:38 PM | #2 |
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Juice. Coconuts started this
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01-10-2016, 01:44 PM | #3 |
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01-10-2016, 01:49 PM | #4 |
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smoothie would probably be most appropriate given that it's made by sticking nuts and water in a blender?
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01-10-2016, 02:05 PM | #5 |
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Milk or juice? Hmmm, I thought coconut juice is the liquid in the center and coconut milk is what you get from the crushed pulp. Nuts don't have liquid in the center.
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01-10-2016, 02:35 PM | #6 |
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GOT NILK?
(just trying that one on for size) |
01-10-2016, 02:48 PM | #7 |
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Because flavor and consistency-wise, it works as a good substitute for milk, and people are too stupid to accept change otherwise. Like how it's called a Snuggie because then you can believe your inanimate object's caress is as good as that of another human being's and won't want to kill yourself.
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01-10-2016, 03:36 PM | #9 |
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It's like getting people to drink their magnesium hydroxide suspension by calling it milk of magnesia.
I tell them I have a whole herd of magnesias out back and milked them fresh this morning. |
01-10-2016, 04:30 PM | #10 |
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I like Nilk. I'm going with that.
Cuz you can say it and people will do a double take. Meow, you know what I mean?
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01-10-2016, 05:39 PM | #11 |
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I would like to point out that I find it necessary to specify "almond milk" versus "cashew milk," etc. I don't ever say the generic "nut milk" because to me that evokes semen. Sorry, but it does.
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01-10-2016, 06:09 PM | #12 |
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It was supposed to.
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01-10-2016, 06:17 PM | #13 |
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01-10-2016, 06:34 PM | #14 |
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So there can be generic nilk, almondilk or cashewilk for those with dirty minds, mixnilk and deluxe mixnilk (without peanuts). What else?
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01-10-2016, 08:44 PM | #15 |
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Soy Nilk, Rice Nilk
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