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Old 08-04-2008, 12:12 PM   #1
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Is there free willy in heaven?

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Old 08-04-2008, 12:16 PM   #2
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Can you imagine how long it took to train that dolphin, not to eat the kid?
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:48 PM   #3
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It's a shark.
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Old 08-04-2008, 06:31 PM   #4
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Quote:
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Can you imagine how many kids it took to train that dolphin not to eat the kid?
Fixed it for ya.
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:51 AM   #5
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It's a bloody dolphin. It looks like a panda, and only a dolphin could look like a panda.
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Old 08-05-2008, 04:47 AM   #6
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"If there is hell on earth
There must be heaven too
Both in one place
And not a second to lose"

So I'd say - yes. If you can get free willy on earth, then it is heaven.
Although I think Sheldon is the one to ask about that, he has more success than me.
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:17 AM   #7
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You mean he has more suck-sess than you?
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:18 AM   #8
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That too
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Old 08-05-2008, 07:41 AM   #9
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This thread was made for me
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Old 08-08-2008, 09:12 AM   #10
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Where is the pic of Jesus Riding the Whale? you know at the church of the....
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