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Old 05-29-2014, 10:23 PM   #1
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Quiz for Ladies

Looks like it came from some tabloid, by the paper, but have fun. Remember you are not obligated to reveal your score, or even that you took it.
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Old 05-30-2014, 05:20 AM   #2
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Old 05-30-2014, 08:33 AM   #3
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Old 05-30-2014, 09:32 AM   #4
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#16...hahahhaahaa!

You've been outside all day and you have to go straight to a family dinner. You stop to comb your hair. Your boyfriend asks "can I help you?"

wtf? Help what? Comb my hair? I can comb my hair in the car. Is it supposed to be a sexual overture, this hair combing? I know it's my favorite pick-up line: hey baby, wanna come over and help me comb my hair?

Sorry, I couldn't resist. it's obviously an old old old school cosmo type quiz. We women have made great strides in hair combing independence.

In fairness, maybe he meant he could load the car with whatever you're supposed to bring to the family dinner (an inferred but not specified action involved in 'going to a family dinner.') In that case, that'd be great, hon. Thanks!

I'll just answer it myself: How sexy am I? Sexier than a sexy sex sexling, goddammit. Or not, depending on the day.
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Old 05-30-2014, 09:43 AM   #5
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You're in the kitchen cooking.
Your boyfriend comes in and looks at the pot hungrily.
Do you say:
Go ahead, skin up. It might give you a bit more appetite for this terrible tinned ravioli?
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Old 05-30-2014, 09:57 AM   #6
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Ha! Let's make up our own...this could be fun!

You're sitting on the couch watching The Walking Dead. Your boyfriend says he's hungry. Do you:

a)tell him to shut the fuck up, Daryl's on
b)get naked right then and there because he's so sexy when he's hungry
c)quickly find the pizza place number on your I-phone and hand it to him
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Old 05-30-2014, 11:23 AM   #7
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Ha! Let's make up our own...this could be fun!

You're sitting on the couch watching The Walking Dead. Your boyfriend says he's hungry. Do you:

a)tell him to shut the fuck up, Daryl's on
b)get naked right then and there because he's so sexy when he's hungry
c)quickly find the pizza place number on your I-phone and hand it to him
d)Get into a Walking Dead mood by eating his face right off
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Old 05-30-2014, 03:07 PM   #8
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I like the way you think, g-friend!
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Old 05-30-2014, 09:57 PM   #9
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You're going to a dance and your boyfriend wants to know what color/type of flowers to put in your corsage. your dress is white so anything will do. Do you tell him

(a) something exotic (and expensive)
(b) something romantic
(c) something in his favorite color
(d) dandelions with roots at least 6 inches long from your front lawn
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Old 05-31-2014, 01:11 AM   #10
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I want you to know that y'all officially scare the shit out of me!!!!!
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Old 05-31-2014, 06:58 AM   #11
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You come home and find your boyfriend dressed as a panda. Do you:

A.) Find yourself a cute zookeeper outfit to match.
B.) Watch panda porn to encourage him to procreate.
C.) Tie him to a bamboo pole, and whisper in his ear that you're going to make his kind extinct.
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Old 05-31-2014, 12:05 PM   #12
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I want you to know that y'all officially scare the shit out of me!!!!!
So you're finally beginning to understand how incredibly dangerous the female of the species is. Good, it may save your life.
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Old 05-31-2014, 03:05 PM   #13
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So you're finally beginning to understand how incredibly dangerous the female of the species is. Good, it may save your life.
between talking about eating your face off and tying you to a bamboo pole and telling you they are going to make your species go extinct - hell yeah!!

Sheldon, where are you?? I need sanctuary. Watch out gravdigr, they are probably planning to do something to you involving your squirrels
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Old 05-31-2014, 05:10 PM   #14
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Heh, if'n they're planning anything for me, it prolly involves fire.
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Old 05-31-2014, 09:18 PM   #15
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35. Some of the questions I had to wing it because I've nevered encountered the situation to really know how I would really react to it. Letting my bf comb my hair? If it's really tangled. If not, I'd be finished in a sec. Mo need for him to do it, really. As for question #8, what does it mean by his "character?"

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