WANA GAIN WEIGHT?

hugefatguy · 09-25-2006, 07:36 PM

If you wana gain weight folow these tips!
Folow these tips and you will get fat fast!

Eat 1 appale a day

Drink soda with every meal

NO exersise

Drink Beer

Dont eat breakfast

Eat dinner at 9pm go to bed right after.

2 days a week dont eat anything from the time you get up till 9pm then stuff your self with KFC, Mc Donalds, Burger king or toca bell.

Except the 2 days that you only eat at dinner be constantly snacking on chips, pop pudding oreas, and protien shakes.

Eat losts of food with mercurey like fish.

Stop all weigh lifting before you start doing any of these just lie low for a week. I mean like lay around on the couch for a week and just eat.

Ice cream is good for gaining weight

Coffee is good try to drink a cup a day

lumberjim · 09-25-2006, 08:40 PM

this is some kind of wierd spam that sells ......what? pity? you're just using us. we're tired of you whining. go fuck yourself. one dimensional ass clown.

wolf · 09-25-2006, 09:15 PM

Real fat people can spell the names of junk food properly.

Elspode · 09-25-2006, 09:37 PM

I think its just a big, fat joke.

KinkyVixen · 09-26-2006, 01:00 AM

Well no shit, that would definitely do it...but wtf is your point man? If you know all of those things, and it's really that big of a problem for you...do something about it, right? You come on here and bitch, but that's about all I ever hear...where's the effort?

09-26-2006, 01:13 AM

Why can't you just love me the way I am? It's always about you!

bbro · 09-26-2006, 07:53 AM

All the fat posts are getting old. Talk about something else for a change!

Madman · 09-26-2006, 08:01 AM

hugefatguy has an unusual sense of humor. We all have our personal idiosyncracies in humor and our own idea of gaining acceptance from others. Im not going to flame HFG for whatever his goal is or was. Judging from his login name and posts self esteem is obviously lacking.

Thought Id add something. He said he weighed 780+ lbs. I dont beleive it. His profile is almost blank.

HFG is a troll. Rather harmless, but he is still a troll.

cowhead · 09-26-2006, 11:03 AM

and besides... I tried that diet and it didn't do a damn thing to 'flesh out' my lean (like a jaguar!) figure.

mrnoodle · 09-26-2006, 12:16 PM

Quote:

pop pudding oreas

That sounds dirty.

09-25-2006, 07:36 PM	#1
hugefatguy Pithy Euphemist Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: MI Posts: 19	WANA GAIN WEIGHT? If you wana gain weight folow these tips! Folow these tips and you will get fat fast! Eat 1 appale a day Drink soda with every meal NO exersise Drink Beer Dont eat breakfast Eat dinner at 9pm go to bed right after. 2 days a week dont eat anything from the time you get up till 9pm then stuff your self with KFC, Mc Donalds, Burger king or toca bell. Except the 2 days that you only eat at dinner be constantly snacking on chips, pop pudding oreas, and protien shakes. Eat losts of food with mercurey like fish. Stop all weigh lifting before you start doing any of these just lie low for a week. I mean like lay around on the couch for a week and just eat. Ice cream is good for gaining weight Coffee is good try to drink a cup a day

09-25-2006, 08:40 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	this is some kind of wierd spam that sells ......what? pity? you're just using us. we're tired of you whining. go fuck yourself. one dimensional ass clown. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-25-2006, 09:15 PM	#3
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Real fat people can spell the names of junk food properly. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-25-2006, 09:37 PM	#4
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I think its just a big, fat joke. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-26-2006, 01:00 AM	#5
KinkyVixen Marching In! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 580	Well no shit, that would definitely do it...but wtf is your point man? If you know all of those things, and it's really that big of a problem for you...do something about it, right? You come on here and bitch, but that's about all I ever hear...where's the effort? __________________ "Smile before bed.You'll sleep better."

09-26-2006, 01:13 AM	#6
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Why can't you just love me the way I am? It's always about you!

09-26-2006, 07:53 AM	#7
bbro Insert witty comment here Join Date: May 2004 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 2,182	All the fat posts are getting old. Talk about something else for a change!

09-26-2006, 08:01 AM	#8
Madman has left the building. Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 455	hugefatguy has an unusual sense of humor. We all have our personal idiosyncracies in humor and our own idea of gaining acceptance from others. Im not going to flame HFG for whatever his goal is or was. Judging from his login name and posts self esteem is obviously lacking. Thought Id add something. He said he weighed 780+ lbs. I dont beleive it. His profile is almost blank. HFG is a troll. Rather harmless, but he is still a troll. Last edited by Madman; 09-26-2006 at 08:28 AM.

09-26-2006, 11:03 AM	#9
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	and besides... I tried that diet and it didn't do a damn thing to 'flesh out' my lean (like a jaguar!) figure. __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

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