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05-03-2011, 12:59 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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My landlord has a really bad cold
I just had lunch with him the other day too...
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05-03-2011, 01:12 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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did he sneeze on your taco?
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05-03-2011, 07:44 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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No, I think he was just happy to see me.
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05-03-2011, 07:53 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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05-03-2011, 08:36 PM
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Colonist Extraordinaire
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Location: Redondo Beach, CA (transplant from St. Louis, MO)
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My former landlord lost the property to her ex-sonofabitchhusband.
The ex-sonofabitchhusband/new landlord let the property deteriorate to the point where a rat jumped into my bed and ran up my leg towards my head in the middle of the night. We moved into a hotel that night and bought a house 3 weeks later. |
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05-03-2011, 08:40 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Don't underestimate the deleterious effects of sinus congestion.
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05-03-2011, 08:43 PM
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still says videotape
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My landlord beat me in a poetry contest, but my spellchecker was outa town and the judging was fixed.
intolerably irritated, pamiam
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05-03-2011, 10:02 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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my landlord just killed osama, you insensitive bastards
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05-03-2011, 10:30 PM
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Colonist Extraordinaire
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Location: Redondo Beach, CA (transplant from St. Louis, MO)
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Your landlord is George W. Bush?
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05-03-2011, 11:19 PM
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No, her landlords are a squad of navy seals.
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05-03-2011, 11:22 PM
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Colonist Extraordinaire
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Not if you ask Sarah Palin. So there!
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05-04-2011, 05:26 AM
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Professor
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My landlord sent a couple of his officers over to sit outside the apartments where I live yesterday...
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