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02-17-2009, 02:05 PM | #1 |
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WD-40
I thought this was pretty cool...
Water Displacement #40. The product began from a search for A rust preventative solvent and de greaser to protect Missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three Technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a'water displacement' compound. They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40. The Convair Company bought it in bulk to protect their atlas missile parts. Ken East (one of the original founders) says there is nothing in WD-40 that would hurt you...' IT IS MADE FROM FISH OIL' . When you read the 'shower door' part, try it. It's the first thing that has ever cleaned that spotty shower door. If yours is plastic, it works just as well as glass. It is a miracle! Then try it on your stovetop... It is now shinier than it has ever been before. 1) Protects silver from tarnishing. 2) Removes road tar and grime from cars. 3) Cleans and lubricates guitar strings. 4) Gives floors that `just-waxed` sheen without making it slippery. 5) Keeps flies off cows. 6) Restores and cleans chalkboards. 7) Removes lipstick stains. 8) Loosens stubborn zippers. 9) Untangles jewelry chains. 10) Removes stains from stainless steel sinks. 11) Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill. 12) Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing. 13) Removes tomato stains from clothing. 14) Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots. 15) Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors. 16) Keeps scissors working smoothly. 17) Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes 18) It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor! Open some windows if you have a lot of marks. 19) Bug guts will eat away the finish on your car. Removed quickly, with WD-40! 20) Gives a children's play gym slide a shine for a super fast slide. 21) Lubricates gear shift on lawn mowers. 22) Rids kids rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises. 23) Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open. 24) Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close. 25) Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, well as vinyl bumpers. 26) Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles. 27 ) Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans. 28) Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling. 29) Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly. 30) Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools. 31) Removes splattered grease on stove. 32) Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging. 33) Lubricates prosthetic limbs. 34) Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell). 35) Removes all traces of duct tape. 36) Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve arthritis pain 37) Florida 'S favorite use 'Cleans and removes love bugs from grills and bumpers.' 38) Protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements. 39) WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a LITTLE on live bait or lures and you will be catching the big one in no time. 40) Ant bites. It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch. 41) WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray on the mark and wipe with a clean rag. 42) If you've washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and Presto! Lipstick is gone! 43) If you spray WD-40 on the distributor cap, it will displace the moisture and allow the car to start. Keep a can of WD-40 in your kitchen cabinet. It is good for oven burns or any other type of burn. It takes the burned feeling away and heals with NO scarring.
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02-17-2009, 02:44 PM | #3 |
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44) WD-40 is highly flammable and can be used to produce all sorts of interesting explosions and fires.
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02-17-2009, 02:53 PM | #4 |
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Oil and water don't mix.
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02-17-2009, 03:07 PM | #5 |
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Note, do not squirt in eye.
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02-17-2009, 04:02 PM | #6 |
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02-17-2009, 05:34 PM | #7 |
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Ya damm fun killer, I was wanting to hear the responses to everyone's daily use of WD-40! :p
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02-17-2009, 06:52 PM | #8 |
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45) Makes a dandy intimate lubricant.
46) Cures cancer. 47) The astronauts are issued individual "glove box" size cannisters for their - you guessed it - gloves!
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02-17-2009, 07:04 PM | #9 |
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#5. Keeps flies off cows?
wha?
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02-17-2009, 07:38 PM | #10 |
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Splode.
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02-17-2009, 07:38 PM | #11 |
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That's just what you say when caught lubricating a cow with WD-40...
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02-17-2009, 08:32 PM | #12 |
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Don't use it on guns except for topical cleaning. It leaves a sticky residue as it dries out.
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02-22-2009, 12:51 PM | #13 |
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Works well as a laxative. And the red tube thingy also makes it an effective method for cleaning your ears.
If the party is lollygagging, toss a can into the fire barrel. Spray a liberal coat in your bathtub prior to mother-in-law visits.
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