God is like...a nagger....fuggit.

lumberjim · 05-11-2008, 07:17 PM

discuss

Drax · 05-11-2008, 07:58 PM

That would mean that you believe in Him. Do you? I shall not judge.

Elspode · 05-11-2008, 08:26 PM

LJ, LJ, LJ...political correctness would dictate that you should refer to God as a Nagro, or better yet, a deity-American.

Griff · 05-11-2008, 08:34 PM

It's for your own good, son.

lumberjim · 05-11-2008, 08:36 PM

this thread is an inside joke.

lumberjim · 05-11-2008, 08:43 PM

so, I'll let you all in on it.

This guy I sort of know from the internet, says to me....."ya know what just popped into my mind today, and I've been mulling over?"

~no, what?~

"Suppose you were to find yourself standing up in the middle of your church, having gotten everyone's attention, and you hear yourself say, 'God is like a Nigger Faggot' ...How would you talk your way out of that?"

~you're insane~

how would you justify the simile in a way that made sense and didn't make you seem like a racist homophobic satanist?

Cloud · 05-11-2008, 09:07 PM

"hah! Made ya think!"

Undertoad · 05-11-2008, 09:12 PM

"AND by that I mean that just as His son, Jesus Christ, would massage the feet of the downtrodden, I would believe He would accept -- and even EMBRACE the worst labels that we can assign to men, and in doing so, show what it means to be human and in the grace of God. Cmon people! We are ALL Nigger Faggots. Say it with me - I'm a Nigger Faggot!"

footfootfoot · 05-11-2008, 09:42 PM

Ut, you missed your calling. I'm not exactly sure what that calling is, but it's calling you.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-11-2008, 10:09 PM

Anti-Al sharpton

Flint · 05-11-2008, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

"AND by that I mean that just as His son, Jesus Christ, would massage the feet of the downtrodden, I would believe He would accept -- and even EMBRACE the worst labels that we can assign to men, and in doing so, show what it means to be human and in the grace of God. Cmon people! We are ALL Nigger Faggots. Say it with me - I'm a Nigger Faggot!"

That's pretty good. All I had worked out was something like this world is of the devil, so that which is truly Godly will be vilified, and that which is truly wicked will be praised. Those among us who sing the praises of the holy father, revere him above all else; but those who would seek to lead you astray will tell you that God is a nigger faggot. Brothers, that is the way of this world. You must embrace the nigger faggot; for that is what the sinners and the lost souls will say of your precious father. That he is a nigger faggot. So, shout it out loud: I live only to worship that nigger faggot!

Undertoad · 05-11-2008, 11:11 PM

Well that's a fine Baptist approach but kind of inappropriate in a Methodist congregation.

die heretic!

SteveDallas · 05-12-2008, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

LJ, LJ, LJ...political correctness would dictate that you should refer to God as a Nagro, or better yet, a deity-American.

You know, a couple weeks back I was reading the Battlestar Galactica recaps on Television Without Pity. (It doesn't take much to amuse me sometimes.) The writer of the recap is describing the president's visit to one of the ships in the first episode: "The captain is the only male African-American seen so far, so you know this ship is doomed." I immediately wondered... African-American?? Perhaps the actor is African-American. But the character? On a spaceship fleeing a bombed-out planet in a fictional universe where Earth, and presumably both Africa and America, may not even exist??

Trilby · 05-12-2008, 09:08 AM

heee heee! I was watching the 1968 version of Night of the Living Dead and there was one black guy in it. My son, who has a sense of humor similar to mine (pity him) said during one of the zombie shoot-outs, "Let's shoot all the zombies and then get that one black guy in the living room!" which is pretty much how it turned out. The black guy wasn't a zombie but the white posse shot him anyway without bothering to find out if he WAS a zombie.

lumberjim · 05-12-2008, 10:41 AM

[completely-totally]black folks always die first on shows like that because the jews control the media. [/seriously-kidding]

05-11-2008, 07:17 PM	#1
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05-11-2008, 08:26 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	LJ, LJ, LJ...political correctness would dictate that you should refer to God as a Nagro, or better yet, a deity-American. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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05-11-2008, 08:36 PM	#5
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05-11-2008, 08:43 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	so, I'll let you all in on it. This guy I sort of know from the internet, says to me....."ya know what just popped into my mind today, and I've been mulling over?" ~no, what?~ "Suppose you were to find yourself standing up in the middle of your church, having gotten everyone's attention, and you hear yourself say, 'God is like a Nigger Faggot' ...How would you talk your way out of that?" ~you're insane~ how would you justify the simile in a way that made sense and didn't make you seem like a racist homophobic satanist? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-11-2008, 07:58 PM	#2
Drax Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 1,933	That would mean that you believe in Him. Do you? I shall not judge.

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05-11-2008, 09:12 PM	#8
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	"AND by that I mean that just as His son, Jesus Christ, would massage the feet of the downtrodden, I would believe He would accept -- and even EMBRACE the worst labels that we can assign to men, and in doing so, show what it means to be human and in the grace of God. Cmon people! We are ALL Nigger Faggots. Say it with me - I'm a Nigger Faggot!"

05-11-2008, 09:42 PM	#9
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05-11-2008, 11:11 PM	#12
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Well that's a fine Baptist approach but kind of inappropriate in a Methodist congregation. die heretic!

05-12-2008, 09:08 AM	#14
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	heee heee! I was watching the 1968 version of Night of the Living Dead and there was one black guy in it. My son, who has a sense of humor similar to mine (pity him) said during one of the zombie shoot-outs, "Let's shoot all the zombies and then get that one black guy in the living room!" which is pretty much how it turned out. The black guy wasn't a zombie but the white posse shot him anyway without bothering to find out if he WAS a zombie. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-12-2008, 10:41 AM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	[completely-totally]black folks always die first on shows like that because the jews control the media. [/seriously-kidding] __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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