Professional Welfare Mother

TheMercenary · 03-22-2008, 07:13 AM

Pretty sick. Welcome to the world of professional free loaders.

http://jimbyrd.wordpress.com/2007/12...it-used-to-be/

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/jasper.asp

Griff · 03-22-2008, 07:17 AM

Caught yourself there. Good job.

TheMercenary · 03-22-2008, 07:24 AM

Ah yes, but it has truth to it.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-22-2008, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Ah yes, but it has truth to it.

Yes it does.... from the Snopes link....

Undertoad · 03-22-2008, 01:16 PM

That looks like rear-screen projection and it may not even be DLP. The poor woman.

wolf · 03-22-2008, 01:36 PM

I see this shit in action all too often. Crackheads and drunks with a "disability."

Personal recent favorite was a part-time convenience store employee who drove himself in to the hospital ... in a BMW 2-seater convertible.

Money for the wheels came from some kind of lawsuit.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-22-2008, 04:54 PM

See, that's proof. If he'd had money, he'd of had 4 seats.

Trilby · 03-24-2008, 08:31 AM

Why does she have pink and white octopii on her couch? And where is the ubiquitous bag of Nacho cheese Doritos and TV guide?

wolf · 03-24-2008, 10:16 AM

Nobody buys TV Guide anymore. It's useless since the format change.

Trilby · 03-24-2008, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Nobody buys TV Guide anymore. It's useless since the format change.

Yeah, but what about the articles?

TheMercenary · 03-24-2008, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Yeah, but what about the articles?

Hey just like Penthouse and Playboy.

wolf · 03-24-2008, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Yeah, but what about the articles?

The "writers" of TV Guide have also declined in their ability to use words like "a," "an," and "the."

If I wanted crappy gossip, I'd buy a crappy gossip magazine. The front slick section of TV Guide is supposed to be about the review, an occasional wacky "Best of" list, the episode descriptions, and Cheers and Jeers.

The larger format hasn't made the grids any bigger, there are no daytime listings, and it doesn't fit on the arm of the chair under the remote the way it used to.

Even if I can't see more than 72 hours into my viewing future, there is far more utility to the digital on-screen guide.

Trilby · 03-24-2008, 02:32 PM

(I was only joshin' 'bout the TV guide)

03-22-2008, 07:13 AM	#1
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Professional Welfare Mother Pretty sick. Welcome to the world of professional free loaders. http://jimbyrd.wordpress.com/2007/12...it-used-to-be/ http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/jasper.asp __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

03-22-2008, 07:17 AM	#2
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Caught yourself there. Good job. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-22-2008, 07:24 AM	#3
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Ah yes, but it has truth to it. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

03-22-2008, 01:36 PM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I see this shit in action all too often. Crackheads and drunks with a "disability." Personal recent favorite was a part-time convenience store employee who drove himself in to the hospital ... in a BMW 2-seater convertible. Money for the wheels came from some kind of lawsuit. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-22-2008, 04:54 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	See, that's proof. If he'd had money, he'd of had 4 seats. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-22-2008, 01:16 PM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	That looks like rear-screen projection and it may not even be DLP. The poor woman.

03-24-2008, 08:31 AM	#8
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Why does she have pink and white octopii on her couch? And where is the ubiquitous bag of Nacho cheese Doritos and TV guide? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-24-2008, 10:16 AM	#9
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Nobody buys TV Guide anymore. It's useless since the format change. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-24-2008, 02:32 PM	#13
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	(I was only joshin' 'bout the TV guide) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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