11/13/2004: Girl in Pinata

Undertoad · 11-13-2004, 10:39 AM

U.S. Customs & Border Protection inspectors at the Tecate Port of Entry in California discovered a little girl meticulously sealed inside a piñata, on November 2, 2004. A girl of approximately 4 or 5 years of age, her mother curled up inside the car's trunk, and the girl's brother, who is about 9 years old, was found underneath the collapsible back seat. All were voluntarily deported to Mexico. The large piñata carrying the little girl appeared to be a representation of a 'Powerpuff Girls' cartoon character.

Crazy world we live in, is all I gotta say here.

flippant · 11-13-2004, 01:54 PM

If it weren't so awful it would be funny....I hope I'm never inside a pinata.....I am curious, I wonder how many people would pitch in to make that happen though? Heck of a party.

wolf · 11-13-2004, 02:31 PM

Obligatory inapprorpriate comment: Child molester party favor.

At least they are sending them back rather than provisionally welcoming them into the country and letting them disappear prior to their 'official deportation hearing.'

xoxoxoBruce · 11-13-2004, 06:55 PM

She's lucky she didn't suffocate.......or barf.

wolf · 11-13-2004, 07:18 PM

Yes, but if her flight got delayed, she could have survived for a while on the candy ...

richlevy · 11-14-2004, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

She's lucky she didn't suffocate.......or barf.

She's lucky she didn't get sued into the poor house for copyright infringement.

404Error · 11-14-2004, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

...U.S. Customs & Border Protection inspectors at the Tecate Port of Entry in California discovered a little girl meticulously sealed inside a piñata...

By beating it with sticks?

jaguar · 11-14-2004, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Obligatory inapprorpriate comment: Child molester party favor.

So wrong, made juice come out my nose, damn you.

capnhowdy · 11-15-2004, 08:01 AM

A little smarter than the last big immigration story.
A few months ago they found several illegals in a shipping container (made of steel w/ padlocked doors, locked on the outside). Only problem is - they didn't open the container for weeks after its arrival. At least this little girl could have gotten out on her own.
The pinata should have been made to look like a huge anvil or some type of "dead" weight, which is what they would have probably been had they not been deported.
Someone tell the girl she's busted so she'll get her ass out of there and get the hell out of "Our Yard"..................................

Kitsune · 11-15-2004, 09:06 AM

If it weren't so awful it would be funny

Maybe I'm just sick this way, but my first reaction on seeing the picture was to spit coffee on my monitor.

Nightsong · 11-16-2004, 08:54 PM

Makes you wonder if her name was Candy<?>

Elspode · 11-16-2004, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy

She's lucky she didn't get sued into the poor house for copyright infringement.

I'm guessing that she probably was already residing there if she was trying to sneak into the US in a pinata.

Kitsune · 11-17-2004, 07:16 AM

They may have caught the person inside the pinata, but did they find the drugs hidden inside the person?

Undertoad · 11-17-2004, 07:43 AM

What, like some sort of Russian doll thingie?

wolf · 11-18-2004, 12:22 AM

Better like Russian Dolls than those goats that dude posted about twice.

11-13-2004, 10:39 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	11/13/2004: Girl in Pinata U.S. Customs & Border Protection inspectors at the Tecate Port of Entry in California discovered a little girl meticulously sealed inside a piñata, on November 2, 2004. A girl of approximately 4 or 5 years of age, her mother curled up inside the car's trunk, and the girl's brother, who is about 9 years old, was found underneath the collapsible back seat. All were voluntarily deported to Mexico. The large piñata carrying the little girl appeared to be a representation of a 'Powerpuff Girls' cartoon character. Crazy world we live in, is all I gotta say here.

11-13-2004, 01:54 PM	#2
flippant shameless....so stop trying so hard....-me Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Colorado location* Posts: 215	If it weren't so awful it would be funny....I hope I'm never inside a pinata.....I am curious, I wonder how many people would pitch in to make that happen though? Heck of a party. __________________ - I know we won't meet again in the season of blossoms, And I won't sit quietly by drunk in my chamber- YU HSUAN- CHI Ninth Century, CHANG' AN

11-13-2004, 02:31 PM	#3
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Obligatory inapprorpriate comment: Child molester party favor. At least they are sending them back rather than provisionally welcoming them into the country and letting them disappear prior to their 'official deportation hearing.' __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-13-2004, 06:55 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	She's lucky she didn't suffocate.......or barf. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-13-2004, 07:18 PM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Yes, but if her flight got delayed, she could have survived for a while on the candy ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-15-2004, 08:01 AM	#9
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	A little smarter than the last big immigration story. A few months ago they found several illegals in a shipping container (made of steel w/ padlocked doors, locked on the outside). Only problem is - they didn't open the container for weeks after its arrival. At least this little girl could have gotten out on her own. The pinata should have been made to look like a huge anvil or some type of "dead" weight, which is what they would have probably been had they not been deported. Someone tell the girl she's busted so she'll get her ass out of there and get the hell out of "Our Yard".................................. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

11-15-2004, 09:06 AM	#10
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	If it weren't so awful it would be funny Maybe I'm just sick this way, but my first reaction on seeing the picture was to spit coffee on my monitor.

11-16-2004, 08:54 PM	#11
Nightsong Wang Dude Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South Carolina Posts: 177	Makes you wonder if her name was Candy<?>

11-17-2004, 07:16 AM	#13
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	They may have caught the person inside the pinata, but did they find the drugs hidden inside the person?

11-17-2004, 07:43 AM	#14
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	What, like some sort of Russian doll thingie?

11-18-2004, 12:22 AM	#15
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Better like Russian Dolls than those goats that dude posted about twice. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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