HELP ME!!

Tulip · 05-01-2011, 01:32 PM

I can't stop eating....

I've been sitting here after brunch. Ate a big bowl of rice with stuffs. Then I ate a box of marshmellow bunnies, then two eggrolls rolled in salad with noodles, and now a slice of cake. I don't want to be my sister's house bitch! We have this bet for me to lose 3 inches by June and now I've gained another!

Yeah..yeah...I know it's my fault. Just feel like whining.

Sorry for the humongous pix. Too lazy to resize.

HungLikeJesus · 05-01-2011, 01:47 PM

When ever you think about eating something, just imagine you have a mouth full of live cockroaches.

Let me know if that works.

SamIam · 05-01-2011, 01:56 PM

Drink so much water that you feel like your tummy's gonna burst! This tip actually helps me somewhat. If I drink a couple of glasses of water one after another right before a meal, I do eat less.

@HLJ Chocolate covered cockroaches! Yum!

Tulip · 05-01-2011, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

When ever you think about eating something, just imagine you have a mouth full of live cockroaches.

Let me know if that works.

That's gross. And no, that won't help me. I can carry on a conversation about poop at the meal table without any problem. Yeah, I know I'm gross.

Sam: but I don't want to drink water...whine....because then I can't eat....

I had several glasses of water already. Let me go drink another.

And go for a smoke. Maybe that will help

Btw, I just ate some fries.

HungLikeJesus · 05-01-2011, 02:11 PM

Did you imagine them on their back,
with their legs waving,
tickling like feathers?

monster · 05-01-2011, 02:13 PM

Maybe you're pregnant?

monster · 05-01-2011, 02:14 PM

Oooor.. maybe you need to stop smoking so much dope?

Sundae · 05-01-2011, 02:26 PM

Or have worms...?

monster · 05-01-2011, 02:35 PM

don't you keep on eating but not gain weight, then? Or does the worm get fat and add to your weight?

Sundae · 05-01-2011, 02:39 PM

I have no idea.
I just know they itch like buggery.

Wait, no. Worse.

Gravdigr · 05-01-2011, 02:44 PM

Let's see, now...

Chocolate marshmallow bunnies, cake, and fries.

Why in God's name would you ever stop eating that? Or, how would you ever stop eating that...

Tulip · 05-01-2011, 04:07 PM

So, I had a hot fudge sundae after coming in from a smoke. Oh yeah, I had a popsicle after all those marshmellow bunnies, so sweet, hehe. I will stop eating now. My mouth have stopped chewing long enough for my brain to send the message that I am absolutely way too full!

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Did you imagine them on their back, with their legs waving, tickling like feathers?

Uh...no, but I'll try that next time?

Hihi...btw, their legs don't tickle like feathers. Yeah, I know the feeling cuz I've caught them with my hands before. I just seem more and more gross, huh? Don't you wish you don't know me that well?

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Originally Posted by monster

Maybe you're pregnant?

Nopes. I only look 4 months pregnant, but it's all fat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

don't you keep on eating but not gain weight, then? Or does the worm get fat and add to your weight?

Hmm...not sure about the weight gain. However, a person who has worms will have a big, round stomach but skinny limbs. On the contrary, my ass is getting bigger and bigger each day.

zippyt · 05-01-2011, 04:08 PM

what kind of cake IS that ??

Tulip · 05-01-2011, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Let's see, now...

Chocolate marshmallow bunnies, cake, and fries.

Why in God's name would you ever stop eating that? Or, how would you ever stop eating that...

You know how the food sequencing goes. You eat something sweet, then you gotta eat something salty, then sweet again. After you've reached that certain level of sweetness, you gotta find something salty before going back to eating something sweet.

You only stop when your brain finally kicks in and tell you to stop.

Tulip · 05-01-2011, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt

what kind of cake IS that ??

Chinese cake. It's coffee cake with custard (the yellow stuff) and fruit middle. It's very good. I personally only order the cake with icing, which is whipped cream. You should try it the next time you come to Houston.

05-01-2011, 01:32 PM	#1
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	HELP ME!! I can't stop eating.... I've been sitting here after brunch. Ate a big bowl of rice with stuffs. Then I ate a box of marshmellow bunnies, then two eggrolls rolled in salad with noodles, and now a slice of cake. I don't want to be my sister's house bitch! We have this bet for me to lose 3 inches by June and now I've gained another! Yeah..yeah...I know it's my fault. Just feel like whining. Sorry for the humongous pix. Too lazy to resize. Attached Images

05-01-2011, 01:47 PM	#2
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	When ever you think about eating something, just imagine you have a mouth full of live cockroaches. Let me know if that works. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-01-2011, 01:56 PM	#3
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Drink so much water that you feel like your tummy's gonna burst! This tip actually helps me somewhat. If I drink a couple of glasses of water one after another right before a meal, I do eat less. @HLJ Chocolate covered cockroaches! Yum! Last edited by SamIam; 05-01-2011 at 02:02 PM.

05-01-2011, 02:11 PM	#5
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Did you imagine them on their back, with their legs waving, tickling like feathers? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-01-2011, 02:13 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Maybe you're pregnant? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-01-2011, 02:14 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Oooor.. maybe you need to stop smoking so much dope? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-01-2011, 02:26 PM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Or have worms...?

05-01-2011, 02:35 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	don't you keep on eating but not gain weight, then? Or does the worm get fat and add to your weight? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-01-2011, 02:39 PM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I have no idea. I just know they itch like buggery. Wait, no. Worse. Last edited by Sundae; 05-01-2011 at 02:50 PM. Reason: haev

05-01-2011, 02:44 PM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Let's see, now... Chocolate marshmallow bunnies, cake, and fries. Why in God's name would you ever stop eating that? Or, how would you ever stop eating that... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-01-2011, 04:08 PM	#13
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	what kind of cake IS that ?? __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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