my lazy lima bean self

footfootfoot · 03-18-2011, 05:51 PM

should I walk the ten blocks to Chinese take out or ferret around in the kitchen and eat chips, cheddar, and salsa (3rd time) the official food of one armed bachelors?

Apart from donut seeds and Nutella?

Clodfobble · 03-18-2011, 06:33 PM

Wow! All this time, I had no idea I was a one-armed bachelor.

This is what I am currently eating, in fact.

Cloud · 03-18-2011, 06:43 PM

me neither. tostitos + sharp cheddar + Pace FTW.

footfootfoot · 03-18-2011, 06:58 PM

I think I will make the walk and have chips, cheddar, and salsa for dessert.
BRB

Griff · 03-18-2011, 09:10 PM

I've got a hankering for nice hobo samich with provolone and sauerkraut. We should meet in Utica, I know a bridge abutment we could run some out of.

footfootfoot · 03-18-2011, 09:49 PM

Jewish rye? I'm in.

casimendocina · 03-19-2011, 09:46 AM

Donut seeds????

Trilby · 03-19-2011, 10:11 AM

No - Jewish rye seeds = bagels, NOT donuts.

Donuts are ethnic foods. We don't eat them. Suspicious.

footfootfoot · 03-19-2011, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by casimendocina

Donut seeds????

A humourous name for Cheerios cereal because of its resemblance to tiny little donuts.

Gravdigr · 03-19-2011, 05:24 PM

Donut seeds = Cheerios

footfootfoot · 03-19-2011, 05:33 PM

In fact, until my son could read, that's what he thought they were called.

Tulip · 03-19-2011, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Donut seeds = Cheerios

That is very ingenious.

Urbane Guerrilla · 03-20-2011, 11:02 PM

Foot, don't they deliver? Or is salubrious exercise a part of the plan?

footfootfoot · 03-21-2011, 08:18 AM

Well, no and yes. there's only about 800 people within a reasonable delivery radius. And exercise is acceptable in moderation.

Spexxvet · 03-21-2011, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

No - Jewish rye seeds = bagels, NOT donuts.

Donuts are ethnic foods. We don't eat them. Suspicious.

Old Joke.

How did the guy make $1 millionwith a box of cheerios?
He sold them as donut seeds in italy, poland, ireland, arizona.... whoever you want to insult.

03-18-2011, 05:51 PM	#1
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03-18-2011, 06:33 PM	#2
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03-18-2011, 06:58 PM	#4
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I think I will make the walk and have chips, cheddar, and salsa for dessert. BRB __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-18-2011, 09:10 PM	#5
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03-18-2011, 09:49 PM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Jewish rye? I'm in. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-19-2011, 09:46 AM	#7
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03-19-2011, 10:11 AM	#8
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03-19-2011, 05:24 PM	#10
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03-19-2011, 05:33 PM	#11
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	In fact, until my son could read, that's what he thought they were called. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-20-2011, 11:02 PM	#13
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03-21-2011, 08:18 AM	#14
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Well, no and yes. there's only about 800 people within a reasonable delivery radius. And exercise is acceptable in moderation. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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