CO: Sign Holder

elSicomoro · 09-29-2002, 04:41 PM

As you approach Franklin Mills Mall on a weekend, you will notice people standing at various intersections, standing around, holding up signs for United Furniture (a furniture store just outside the mall). They're just standing there with these signs, some of them reading a book, smoking a cigarette, listening to headphones, etc. They don't bother anybody at all either...they just stand there...one even had a lawn chair with him before.

What an incredibly easy thing to do! I figure they're only getting paid $6 an hour to do it, but what easy money! Just standing around for 7 or 8 hours, listening to CDs, holding up some stupid sign for a furniture store. I suspect the money is under the table as well.

I might have to investigate this one further...

Tobiasly · 09-30-2002, 01:12 AM

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Originally posted by sycamore
holding up some stupid sign for a furniture store. I suspect the money is under the table as well.

There's a really bad pun in there somewhere, but it's too late for me to think of it.

juju · 09-30-2002, 01:56 AM

I'd like to be under the table with that woman from Madrid. I think she'd see the sign. Oh yeah.

elSicomoro · 10-01-2002, 10:26 PM

Thanks for taking a perfectly decent job and sleazing it the fuck up.

09-29-2002, 04:41 PM	#1
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Career Option: Sign Holder As you approach Franklin Mills Mall on a weekend, you will notice people standing at various intersections, standing around, holding up signs for United Furniture (a furniture store just outside the mall). They're just standing there with these signs, some of them reading a book, smoking a cigarette, listening to headphones, etc. They don't bother anybody at all either...they just stand there...one even had a lawn chair with him before. What an incredibly easy thing to do! I figure they're only getting paid $6 an hour to do it, but what easy money! Just standing around for 7 or 8 hours, listening to CDs, holding up some stupid sign for a furniture store. I suspect the money is under the table as well. I might have to investigate this one further...

09-30-2002, 01:56 AM	#3
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	I'd like to be under the table with that woman from Madrid. I think she'd see the sign. Oh yeah. Last edited by juju; 09-30-2002 at 02:02 AM.

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10-01-2002, 10:26 PM	#4
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Thanks for taking a perfectly decent job and sleazing it the fuck up.

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