The Cellar  

Go Back   The Cellar > Main > Current Events
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Current Events Help understand the world by talking about things happening in it

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-30-2008, 11:06 PM   #1
Cloud
...
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 8,360
Jumpers

so, do you get people doing the suicide leap thing off your overpasses? We had one today. In rush hour, of course.

Lots of griping at how inconsiderate that is. Which leaves me kind of scratching my head.

Guess they just want to make a big splash.
__________________
"Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"
Cloud is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2008, 06:50 AM   #2
Sundae
polaroid of perfection
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
There's actually a standard recorded announcement on the Tube.
Due to a body on the line at x, there are delays on the x line.

Then again, hitting the live rail is pretty conclusive.
__________________
Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac
Sundae is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2008, 07:11 AM   #3
DanaC
We have to go back, Kate!
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
North Bridge is apparently a hotspot in my town.
DanaC is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2008, 07:18 AM   #4
TheMercenary
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
Posts: 21,393
We get about 1 bridge jumper per year.
__________________
Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!
TheMercenary is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2008, 08:00 AM   #5
Shawnee123
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
But what about plunging busses? Do you get those as well?
__________________
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
--Bill Cosby
Shawnee123 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2008, 09:11 AM   #6
Cloud
...
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 8,360
Update: the guy left a note that said,

"Obama take care of my family."

oi.
__________________
"Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"
Cloud is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2008, 09:19 AM   #7
TheMercenary
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
Posts: 21,393
ROTFLMAO. What a tool.
__________________
Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!
TheMercenary is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2008, 10:38 AM   #8
dar512
dar512 is now Pete Zicato
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
Posts: 4,968
We get a handful of suicides a year on the Metra line in Chicago. One of the conductors told me it was common because the insurance companies can't prove it was suicide -- might've been an accident. So the families still collect insurance.
__________________
"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain."
-- Friedrich Schiller
dar512 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2008, 11:10 AM   #9
classicman
barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 23,401
... I wonder if they collect the accidental death "bonus" too?
__________________
"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt
classicman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2008, 02:37 PM   #10
Cicero
Looking forward to open mic night.
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 5,148
Is committing suicide on Halloween a cliche? Or is it some sort of sick joke to scare your family with?

No...I'm a ghost. For real this time. Boo!
__________________
Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung
Cicero is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:26 AM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.