People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: ________

footfootfoot · 09-26-2016, 11:08 AM

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: They always stand in your kitchen while you try to cook.

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: If you stick a crappy magnet on them it will just fall right off.

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: You can't cool your room by leaving their door open.

lumberjim · 09-26-2016, 11:42 AM

Hard on the outside, with a cold heart and full of rotting food?

footfootfoot · 09-26-2016, 12:09 PM

If you include ex-wives in the category of people, then yes, I suppose so.

Undertoad · 09-26-2016, 12:10 PM

Once they go off power they start to smell bad, really really bad if you open them up.

Gravdigr · 09-26-2016, 12:26 PM

Refrigerators are like a lot of people...

...cold and empty on the inside.

Undertoad · 09-26-2016, 12:31 PM

...the ones that offer you crushed ice for your beverage are special.

Gravdigr · 09-26-2016, 12:35 PM

Heh.

Flint · 09-26-2016, 04:08 PM

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators:
Sometimes the best things inside them are hidden behind clutter.

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators:
Their function isn't fundamentally improved by adding internet access.

lumberjim · 09-26-2016, 04:14 PM

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: It's really hard to find the Mayonnaise when you open one.

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: You can't put dead ones out with the regular trash.

Clodfobble · 09-26-2016, 05:01 PM

People Are a Lot Like Refrigerators: You would think there needs to be a D in there, but really it doesn't belong.

Flint · 09-26-2016, 05:08 PM

Whoah, feminazi alert! She musta got blood comin' outta her whatever.

Gravdigr · 09-27-2016, 01:29 PM

...the hell?

lumberjim · 09-27-2016, 01:30 PM

You didn't get it?

Gravdigr · 09-27-2016, 03:24 PM

Apparently not.

I thought someone stepped off in someone else's ass for some unknown reason, which is not totally unprecedented for this place.

Please esplain, Lucy.

Gravdigr · 09-27-2016, 03:26 PM

Oh, I'm aware of the "she got blood coming out her whatever" statement (Trump, was it?), just not it's current application.

09-26-2016, 11:08 AM	#1
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09-26-2016, 11:42 AM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Hard on the outside, with a cold heart and full of rotting food? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-26-2016, 12:09 PM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	If you include ex-wives in the category of people, then yes, I suppose so. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-26-2016, 12:26 PM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Refrigerators are like a lot of people... ...cold and empty on the inside. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-26-2016, 12:35 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Heh. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-26-2016, 12:10 PM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Once they go off power they start to smell bad, really really bad if you open them up.

09-26-2016, 12:31 PM	#6
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	...the ones that offer you crushed ice for your beverage are special.

09-26-2016, 04:08 PM	#8
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: Sometimes the best things inside them are hidden behind clutter. People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: Their function isn't fundamentally improved by adding internet access. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-26-2016, 04:14 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: It's really hard to find the Mayonnaise when you open one. People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: You can't put dead ones out with the regular trash. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-26-2016, 05:01 PM	#10
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	People Are a Lot Like Refrigerators: You would think there needs to be a D in there, but really it doesn't belong. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-26-2016, 05:08 PM	#11
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Whoah, feminazi alert! She musta got blood comin' outta her whatever. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-27-2016, 01:29 PM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	...the hell? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-27-2016, 01:30 PM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	You didn't get it? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-27-2016, 03:24 PM	#14
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Apparently not. I thought someone stepped off in someone else's ass for some unknown reason, which is not totally unprecedented for this place. Please esplain, Lucy. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-27-2016, 03:26 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Oh, I'm aware of the "she got blood coming out her whatever" statement (Trump, was it?), just not it's current application. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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