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Old 10-03-2005, 12:06 PM   #1
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LOL! I guess word of my "heiress" status has gotten around!

OK, you guys! Who ratted me out? Guess now I'm an heiress to TWO foreign inheritances! You could have at least told them I'm a girl!

The Desk of Usman Bugaje
The former Personal Accountant
The General Manager of Union Bank (Nig) Plc
Phone: +2348060645698
Dear Sir,
Letter of Business Proposal
I am.Usman Bugaje the former personnel Accountant to the General Manager of Union Bank (Nig) Plc. I want to inquire from you if you can handle this transaction for mutual benefits/life opportunity for you and me. (10% for you, 90% for me.
The transaction is about assisting me as my foreign counterpart to enable us present you as the Beneficiary of the usd$10million dollars left by our late deceased foreign customer who died in a plane crash with his family since January 2002.
The Fund is currently in a suspense account awaiting claim, since the time the bank made a public notice that they are ready to release this fund to any of his relative abroad. I will give you more details about the transaction when I receive your affirmative response.
Looking forward to hearing from you.

Yours faithfully

Usman Bugaje
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Old 10-03-2005, 01:09 PM   #2
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I love to answer these things. I usually start out by asking for their bank account numbers...
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Old 10-03-2005, 02:13 PM   #3
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I like the part where the dude wants 90% of what supposedly is MY family's money for himself! Gee whiz, what a guy! Think I should send him back a counter offer? 100% for me and I place charges with the authorities for fraud against you. How's that, big guy?" LOL!
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Old 10-04-2005, 01:41 AM   #4
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I've been collecting variations on the Nigerian scam that hit my inbox and posting the best ones.
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