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05-27-2005, 01:10 PM
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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You'll go blind if you keep doing that...
Again, from the NYTimes
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05-27-2005, 01:18 PM
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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What's next? Unwanted hair growth?
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05-27-2005, 08:38 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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I was planning on doing it just until I needed glasses...
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05-27-2005, 09:22 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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[testimonial]They lie.[/testimonial]
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Be Just and Fear Not. |
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05-28-2005, 01:58 AM
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halve your cake and eat it too.
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas
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oh that's really too funny for words...
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no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire. |
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05-28-2005, 08:28 AM
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Lecturer
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Ohio
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One of the kitchen managers that worked at "my" restaurant when I started had a heart attack and we all felt so bad for him and treated him so nice, blah blah blah. I'm good friends with the other kitchen manager. After the heart attack guy quit, my buddy told me that he bought viagra off of somebody and took it right before he had a threesome with a little ho he was screwing who lived in the projects...He had a heart attack in the middle of the threesome.. His wife divorced him shortly after...
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05-28-2005, 10:27 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Sometimes I sorta hope the good Professor has a heart attack right in the middle of HIS threesome. Not very nice of me--but I don't feel like being nice right now. I'll say the Rosary later as penance.
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05-29-2005, 07:17 AM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Now you've got it.
 The question is how many have heart attacks in a 3-way without Viagra?
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05-29-2005, 07:27 PM
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That's my story and I'm stickin' to it....
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Hammond, La.
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Stacy:
Just...damn...hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Brianna: Yes, indeed!!
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