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Old 07-01-2005, 11:25 AM   #1
lumberjim
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New Sexual Position: The Sandra Day O'Connor

you do it doggie style, and hit her with a gavel, then try to hold on till you cum.
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Old 07-01-2005, 11:27 AM   #2
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Oh, I figured there would be a bench involved somehow.
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Old 07-01-2005, 11:28 AM   #3
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do we get to wear the black robes? please?
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Old 07-01-2005, 12:16 PM   #4
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Queen of the Ryche
do we get to wear the black robes? please?
yes, but nothing else.
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Old 07-01-2005, 01:04 PM   #5
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ok so we wear black robes while hitting her with a gavel! ooh boy! i hope she's a sado!
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Old 07-01-2005, 05:22 PM   #6
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Actually, if she was a sado, YOU would be the one getting hit by the gavel

Hope she's a maso dear *G*
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Old 07-01-2005, 07:03 PM   #7
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didja hear the one about the masochist and the sadist?

The masochist said "beat me beat me"

The sadist said "No."


hahahahahhahahhaa
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Old 07-06-2005, 09:24 AM   #8
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gurk... don't make me pull out the dirty sanchez! or the laughing dragon... or the cowgirl/bronco buster.. oh c'mon we all know the bad jokes for this stuff... well hopefully they are just jokes...
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