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07-01-2005, 11:25 AM | #1 |
I can hear my ears
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New Sexual Position: The Sandra Day O'Connor
you do it doggie style, and hit her with a gavel, then try to hold on till you cum.
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07-01-2005, 11:27 AM | #2 |
Your Bartender
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Oh, I figured there would be a bench involved somehow.
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07-01-2005, 11:28 AM | #3 |
is fleeing the scene
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do we get to wear the black robes? please?
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07-01-2005, 12:16 PM | #4 | |
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07-01-2005, 01:04 PM | #5 |
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ok so we wear black robes while hitting her with a gavel! ooh boy! i hope she's a sado!
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07-01-2005, 05:22 PM | #6 |
The Prodigal Brat Returneth
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Actually, if she was a sado, YOU would be the one getting hit by the gavel
Hope she's a maso dear *G*
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07-01-2005, 07:03 PM | #7 |
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didja hear the one about the masochist and the sadist?
The masochist said "beat me beat me" The sadist said "No." hahahahahhahahhaa
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07-06-2005, 09:24 AM | #8 |
halve your cake and eat it too.
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gurk... don't make me pull out the dirty sanchez! or the laughing dragon... or the cowgirl/bronco buster.. oh c'mon we all know the bad jokes for this stuff... well hopefully they are just jokes...
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