Naming the Baby

xoxoxoBruce · 03-17-2005, 04:10 PM

This little guy is Douglas Boeing Boyce and his daddy Michele is a pilot employed by Boeing to fly the vips around.
The kid’s Grandad was a commercial pilot as was his Dad before he got his current gig.
The boy was named for his Grandad’s favorite plane, the Douglas DC-9 and Dad’s favorite plane, the Boeing 737..........or Dad was sucking up.

If the kid has been a girl? Piper or Citabria.

glatt · 03-17-2005, 04:20 PM

It's better than all those poor kids named Lexus.

lookout123 · 03-17-2005, 04:22 PM

Lexus? no, that is cool - it is good to know who the next crop of strippers will be from a very young age.

cjjulie · 03-17-2005, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

Lexus? no, that is cool - it is good to know who the next crop of strippers will be from a very young age.

They will all be Brittany, Brooke or Lexus

wolf · 03-18-2005, 12:59 AM

When interviewing a patient named "Tercel" it is very hard not to ask, "So, were you conceived in the back of a Toyota, or what?"

cowhead · 03-20-2005, 01:52 AM

oh dear gawd.. the whole thing with strippers.. and I wish I didn't know as much as I do ( I dated a couple.. believe me I didn't know they were doing it at the time... no no no) the weird thing about stripper culture is that they all go by two names.. real name vs. stripper name.. and the weird thing about dating one of them is you have to know which context to use which name.. if you're hanging out privately you can use their 'real' name if in any sort of social interaction (esp. with another stripper involved) you have to use the stage name.. I dunno It all got to be rather confusing/annoying.. look! you ALL know eachothers names! what's the deal?! (yeah I know a seperation between the actual self and the body they sell to men.. yeah I get it... just I don't properly understand it on that sort of a soul deep level)

wolf · 03-20-2005, 08:16 AM

I think it's kind of like here on the Cellar. In public, I still call sycamore "sycamore" and he (and others) call me wolf.

I think it has more to do with identity than just labelling. At least for us.

I don't think strippers would get that advanced a concept. They just do things because the girls that danced before them did it. They don't know why. Like the guard in the courtyard.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-20-2005, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by cowhead

real name vs. stripper name..

Call 'em all honey or some other endearment.

OnyxCougar · 03-24-2005, 12:10 PM

http://babynamewizard.com/namevoyager/lnv0105.html

Trilby · 03-24-2005, 01:34 PM

If I had a stripper persona I'd call myself Ginger Snap. Or, Ginger Peachy. I also like Chica Cummings.

Happy Monkey · 03-24-2005, 01:45 PM

I thought it was supposed to be the name of your first pet followed by the street you grew up on.

LabRat · 03-24-2005, 01:55 PM

: Peanut Barton

Happy Monkey · 03-24-2005, 02:00 PM

I guess it doesn't always work...

I never had a pet, unless you count a few fish now and then, so mine would be "Yuma". Not too bad, if I were a girl.

jinx · 03-24-2005, 02:41 PM

Killer Rt. 28
I like it...

Undertoad · 03-24-2005, 02:56 PM

Pussy Lakewood!

03-17-2005, 04:10 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Naming the Baby This little guy is Douglas Boeing Boyce and his daddy Michele is a pilot employed by Boeing to fly the vips around. The kid’s Grandad was a commercial pilot as was his Dad before he got his current gig. The boy was named for his Grandad’s favorite plane, the Douglas DC-9 and Dad’s favorite plane, the Boeing 737..........or Dad was sucking up. If the kid has been a girl? Piper or Citabria. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 05:57 PM.

03-17-2005, 04:22 PM	#3
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Lexus? no, that is cool - it is good to know who the next crop of strippers will be from a very young age. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

03-18-2005, 12:59 AM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	When interviewing a patient named "Tercel" it is very hard not to ask, "So, were you conceived in the back of a Toyota, or what?" __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-20-2005, 01:52 AM	#6
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	oh dear gawd.. the whole thing with strippers.. and I wish I didn't know as much as I do ( I dated a couple.. believe me I didn't know they were doing it at the time... no no no) the weird thing about stripper culture is that they all go by two names.. real name vs. stripper name.. and the weird thing about dating one of them is you have to know which context to use which name.. if you're hanging out privately you can use their 'real' name if in any sort of social interaction (esp. with another stripper involved) you have to use the stage name.. I dunno It all got to be rather confusing/annoying.. look! you ALL know eachothers names! what's the deal?! (yeah I know a seperation between the actual self and the body they sell to men.. yeah I get it... just I don't properly understand it on that sort of a soul deep level) __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

03-20-2005, 08:16 AM	#7
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I think it's kind of like here on the Cellar. In public, I still call sycamore "sycamore" and he (and others) call me wolf. I think it has more to do with identity than just labelling. At least for us. I don't think strippers would get that advanced a concept. They just do things because the girls that danced before them did it. They don't know why. Like the guard in the courtyard. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-17-2005, 04:20 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	It's better than all those poor kids named Lexus.

03-24-2005, 12:10 PM	#9
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	http://babynamewizard.com/namevoyager/lnv0105.html __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

03-24-2005, 01:34 PM	#10
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	If I had a stripper persona I'd call myself Ginger Snap. Or, Ginger Peachy. I also like Chica Cummings. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-24-2005, 01:45 PM	#11
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I thought it was supposed to be the name of your first pet followed by the street you grew up on. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

03-24-2005, 01:55 PM	#12
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	: Peanut Barton __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

03-24-2005, 02:00 PM	#13
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I guess it doesn't always work... I never had a pet, unless you count a few fish now and then, so mine would be "Yuma". Not too bad, if I were a girl. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

03-24-2005, 02:41 PM	#14
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Killer Rt. 28 I like it... __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

03-24-2005, 02:56 PM	#15
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Pussy Lakewood!

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