7/28: Brazilian 94-year-old poses for Penthouse

Undertoad · 07-28-2001, 11:38 AM

Got your attention with that title, eh? You say you wanted to see this chick nekkid?

Her name is Dercy Goncalves. She's an actress, beginning her career in 1929. She's lost count of the number of plastic surgeries she's had.

It all started two years ago, when at the ripe old age of 92, Dercy was invited to become an underwear model. She noted that she believed life begins at 60, because "It is at this age that people feel free from any criticism. I had this change at age 80 when I stopped dating."

The posing caused a real commotion in the Brazilian media, and Dercy became one of Brazil's most popular personalities... or at least the top vote-getter in "dead pools". She then made it known that she would be amenable to offers to pose entirely nude. And the Brazilian version of Penthouse took her up on it. The layout will appear in their September issue. Watch for it at Rio newsstands!

Hubris Boy · 07-28-2001, 04:17 PM

AAAAAAAHH! MY EYES!! (Claws desperately at empty, smoking sockets)

Gee, thanks Tony. Ummmmm... 94 year-old what?

alphageek31337 · 07-28-2001, 05:56 PM

The best I can figure, 94 years ago, a man and a small leopard got drunk....

jaguar · 07-28-2001, 08:07 PM

goddamn, this is going to be up there with goatse.cx
(slashdotters will get this)

Chewbaccus · 07-29-2001, 12:21 AM

Steve, when you look at the pattern closely, you see that a zebra got in on that at one point.

~Mike

jaguar · 07-29-2001, 03:29 AM

Your looking faaaaaar too close mon ami

Count Zero · 07-29-2001, 09:06 PM

Hehe... I live in São Paulo, Brazil, and I'm impressed this news got this far...

Here's what she said about the posing (poorly translated by me):

"It's not like It would open my legs and embarrass my family. It's going to be very artistic, the type of thing you would put on your coffe table."

Fucking hell...

Btw. Didn't even know there was a brazillian version of Penthouse. Apparently, it's a tad different from the original.:p

07-28-2001, 11:38 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	7/28: Brazilian 94-year-old poses for Penthouse Got your attention with that title, eh? You say you wanted to see this chick nekkid? Her name is Dercy Goncalves. She's an actress, beginning her career in 1929. She's lost count of the number of plastic surgeries she's had. It all started two years ago, when at the ripe old age of 92, Dercy was invited to become an underwear model. She noted that she believed life begins at 60, because "It is at this age that people feel free from any criticism. I had this change at age 80 when I stopped dating." The posing caused a real commotion in the Brazilian media, and Dercy became one of Brazil's most popular personalities... or at least the top vote-getter in "dead pools". She then made it known that she would be amenable to offers to pose entirely nude. And the Brazilian version of Penthouse took her up on it. The layout will appear in their September issue. Watch for it at Rio newsstands!

07-28-2001, 08:07 PM	#4
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	goddamn, this is going to be up there with goatse.cx (slashdotters will get this) __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

07-29-2001, 12:21 AM	#5
Chewbaccus Freethinker/booter Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 523	Steve, when you look at the pattern closely, you see that a zebra got in on that at one point. ~Mike __________________ Like the wise man said: Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

07-29-2001, 03:29 AM	#6
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	Your looking faaaaaar too close mon ami __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

07-28-2001, 04:17 PM	#2
Hubris Boy Keymaster of Gozer Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Patapsco Drainage Basin Posts: 471	AAAAAAAHH! MY EYES!! (Claws desperately at empty, smoking sockets) Gee, thanks Tony. Ummmmm... 94 year-old what?

07-28-2001, 05:56 PM	#3
alphageek31337 Enemy Combatant/Evildoer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 263	The best I can figure, 94 years ago, a man and a small leopard got drunk....

07-29-2001, 09:06 PM	#7
Count Zero Colloquialist Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 75	Hehe... I live in São Paulo, Brazil, and I'm impressed this news got this far... Here's what she said about the posing (poorly translated by me): "It's not like It would open my legs and embarrass my family. It's going to be very artistic, the type of thing you would put on your coffe table." Fucking hell... Btw. Didn't even know there was a brazillian version of Penthouse. Apparently, it's a tad different from the original.:p

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