Comic Books

[xoxoxoBruce]

The patriarchy at work, conditioning young girls to aspire to what men desire, though Wonder Woman.

Lose the skirt, baby, go with short shorts, then we’ll move to the high cut side look, with maybe a hint of camel toe.
Oh, the hair must be longer, a handle for doggie style and deep throat. Wilder looking, like she’s just finished sinning.
Black lipstick doesn’t cut it, too goth, not sexy. Make ‘em red and plump, to go with the tanning bed glow.

Boobs, push ‘em up and out, the distracting jiggle with make the bad guys shoot like stormtroopers.
Make her head smaller, too, we’re not selling brains here.

Hmm, motivation? Get rid of the halo around congress, and drop the flag color, that shit’s just background scenery.
She’s pissed because they didn't leave the money on the dresser... or maybe they shot her pimp.

Much better, that ought to get the girls to grow up ready to serve man-kind.

Hey, don't shoot the messenger, I call 'em like I see 'em.